I always carry my little cell device,,I just never turn it on. who ya gonna call?:huh I lived a fair bit so far without being connected 24/7,, I still write letters just to keep the postal workers employed. i pads, and such,, too much monthly money, too much attention required, too much a frikken distraction,,i'm going for a ride. I'll take my $9.99 tracfone along with me,,but you can't call me even if you do have the secret number cuz the danged thing ain't turnt on. good night. I prefer notes wrapped around arrows, (flaming arrows if you really want to get your point across!),,and shot over the castle walls, or something along the lines of pony express, but with dirt bikes,not horsemeat,,and a lot slower,,so ,,forget the express attitude. Carrier Buzzards! they can pack a load! Uhh, and another thing! Your bunghole, Motoplaner,,,!! You know what to do! See to it!, Woodford's,,I will if you will! ,Like I like!