Stupid questions people ask you when stopped

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by cold_fire, Apr 13, 2009.

  1. slide

    slide A nation in despair

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    Steve,

    That's because it's a girl's line.
  2. NJ-GS

    NJ-GS Been here awhile

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    Perfect!
  3. NJ-GS

    NJ-GS Been here awhile

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    Easy. The chicks dig it.:evil
  4. eepeqez

    eepeqez Long timer

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    Most dangerous part of motorcycling is that you might end up in a hospital. Hospitals are very unhealthy places, something like 1% of people who go into them emerge from them dead.
  5. slide

    slide A nation in despair

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    It's worse than that. Everybody born in a hospital will surely die.
  6. OhBoy

    OhBoy Got Out

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    Probably 205 a hundred times over but...

    May I see your license and registration? Errrrrr, No?

    Do you know why I stopped you? Performance award?

    Do you know the speed limit? Uh...let me think, infinity?
  7. High Country Herb

    High Country Herb Adventure Connoiseur

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    I want one of those stickers. :lol3
  8. High Country Herb

    High Country Herb Adventure Connoiseur

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    You would be good at the game "Balderdash".
  9. Qwik

    Qwik Adrenaline Addict

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    Yup. Hospitals kill more people than Guns and Motorcycles Combined!
  10. bill_in_pittsburgh

    bill_in_pittsburgh ADVer in training...

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    This past summer on a 4,500 mile round-trip from Pittsburgh, PA to Montana while wearing ATGATT:

    North Dakota Chick: "Wow, you rode all the way here from Pennsylvania on that?"
    Me: "Yes"'
    North Dakota Chick: "Are you wearing hockey pants?"
  11. Iron Dingo

    Iron Dingo Been here awhile

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    I picked up one of these last summer so i do get a coffee to go. espicially when i am on to the way to my local shop for same day service and i know i will be waiting around a bit.
    http://www.whitehorsegear.com/ram-mount-swivel-cup-holder

  12. Mambo Dave

    Mambo Dave Backyard Adventurer

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    I agree - drinks are "to go" items for guys who live on motorcycles. Weekenders... sure... they'll walk into a restaurant to eat. I guess that's part of the allure ... having a place to go on their motorcycle.

    Put a lid on the coffee or smoothie, and I'll stuff it in my saddle-bag with my fast-food order, then take it to where I'm headed. And I only go through the drive-through on my bikes.
  13. SgtDuster

    SgtDuster Long timer

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    This little thing is one of my best friend for sure.

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    Bungeed on the back seat or in the top case if mounted.
  14. Stromdog

    Stromdog Howl at the Moon

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    A half quart just gets my eyes open.

    Do they make that in the quart size??
  15. pretbek

    pretbek Long timer

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    Stop drinking Dunkin Donuts-like dish water (some call it coffee) and drink coffee of proper strength. Then a half quart will give you heart palpitations. It will taste a whole lot better too. :D
  16. x_hog_ridr

    x_hog_ridr Been here awhile

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    "A coffee of proper strength" meaning what?
  17. slide

    slide A nation in despair

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    Regular coffee but use crack instead of sugar.
  18. x_hog_ridr

    x_hog_ridr Been here awhile

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    How about a link for some of that...:evil
  19. slide

    slide A nation in despair

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    It do be the drink of da hood. If you not not be of the hood, you ain't gonna get none.
  20. Stromdog

    Stromdog Howl at the Moon

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    Ha ha! 10-4 on that! I think you're talking about "Navy" coffee.

    All I know is if I don't get a caffeine jolt first thing in the AM, I'm toast the rest of the day.