Ummmmmm Late at night, fairly thick fog, I did what I have to say was a pretty damned good wheelie. Cops really don't seem to appreciate a good wheelie like normal people do. Young cop about half my age comes up and yells at me: "Do you feel really smart, or really stupid right now?" I said "Ummmmmmm" Then the radio comes on and I have expired plates.... He mutters something about 'Jesus Christ" he takes my Lic and goes back to the car. A few seconds later comes running back and says he's gonna let me slide on the reckless driving because he's gotta go to a domestic violence call. Honeslty, I felt pretty damned smart at that point, I got out of a reckless driving, expired plate AND probably a DUI as well.