Stupid questions people ask you when stopped

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by cold_fire, Apr 13, 2009.

  1. flick

    flick Man on a mission.

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    I don't really care what it's called as long as it keeps me from getting a ticket :D
  2. bwalsh

    bwalsh UUU, UUU!!!

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    Ah, you don't know what you bought and ride everyday. :lol3
  3. HooliKen

    HooliKen Awesome is a flavor

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    I usually get the, "Little cold isn't it?" from those in the HD set. Which when there is snow on the ground and it is 20 degrees is a fair enough question. But does not mean I can't have a little fun......

    I will generally point to my "bits" and say; "Didn't you hear them clang when I got off?" :D
  4. HooliKen

    HooliKen Awesome is a flavor

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    And why is it that on 64 east or west that when it turns to 55 people actually speed up? Or the 295 to 64 east ramp that most treat it like they are exiting pit lane in an F1 car?
  5. markk9

    markk9 Been here awhile

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    No, no, they are called "Bear Bait".
  6. orgo

    orgo Been here awhile

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    Do you get hot wearing all that stuff?

    No. Actually it's designed so you get cooler as the temp goes up
  7. justdirtyfun

    justdirtyfun Been here awhile

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    Cop Catcher, and always keep them far enough ahead for it to work. At higher speeds that usually means keeping their tailights in sight but no closer.
  8. t-bills

    t-bills mcs are dangerous

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  9. KX50002

    KX50002 NooB, my ass

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  10. doorman

    doorman Aimless

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    ^

    I see what you did there
  11. Drunk_Uncle

    Drunk_Uncle Long timer

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    Sometimes its good to be the one speeding in front. On the way home from D2D last year, came around a corner and surprised a State Trooper, but he did get radar lock on the guy behind me going to same speed.
  12. babarnette

    babarnette Been here awhile

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    A bunch of us from ADV meet for breakfast every Saturday morning. 2 weeks ago the waitress said, "What kind of bikes are those, those aren't normal bikes." Last week it was 22°F with fine snow falling, the same waitress asked if it was possible to ride in weather this cold. So I pulled out my phone and showed her pictures of me riding on ice roads in Alaska this past november at much colder temps.

    This next story is very slightly embellished:

    I got a new Wolfman Expedition Dry Duffel bag for my birthday in Feb. I decided to test it out the next day during a thunderstorm. I decided to swing by McDonalds to pick up supper before going home. After I ordered my food (to go with a drink) I was standing in the lobby with my rain gear dripping on the floor and a guy walks up to me sporting a white dress shirt, dark slacks, and a grey sweater vest with a Harley Davidson logo embroidered on it. He asked me if I was riding a bike in this weather and I said yes. He then explains that he is a Harley rider and he would never dream of riding in weather like this. He then says "You must be a real biker", looks out the window at my Honda XR650L and continues, "what is that a BMW?" I said no and that I was a starving artist and couldn't afford one it's a Honda. When he left I noticed the tag on his Mercedes said "POSER". :lol3
  13. RxZ

    RxZ Legal Drug Dealer

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    So, leaving the gas station this morning I dropped the clutch a *bit* early and killed the engine mid-turn in the parking lot. The bike just kinda slowly went down to the ground :shog

    Not one person asked me anything. No one asked if I needed help getting up, if the bike was ok, if I was ok, etc.

    Fine, I was ok, the bike was fine, and I picked it right up (its about 500 pounds) but still. I was hoping for at least something from all the people watching. Oh well.

    Oh, a trucker driving by did honk his horn in laughter :cry
  14. greenjeans

    greenjeans man with purpose

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    Iv'e had several people ask me the same ?, usually i'm in some small town at the end of a long day securing whatever good beer i can find, it's happened maybe 3 times....i wear a darien hi viz jacket...the comment/question is always something like..."where's the fire" i guess i look like a 1st responder....:rofl
  15. slide

    slide A nation in despair

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    Good thing you weren't pinned under the bike. If that, then they'd have robbed you of your wallet.
  16. Chip Seal

    Chip Seal Long timer

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    I refer to them as Deer Catchers!
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    ddavidv Thrifty not cheap

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    I've had that happen, but I invite it. :D
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  18. Jim Moore

    Jim Moore Long timer

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    I generally call them ... uhh... Jim Moore.
  19. Mambo Dave

    Mambo Dave Backyard Adventurer

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    I found the very same in every small town I've ever stopped with my high-vis cold-weather jacket.

    I'll tell ya, while for city use I still appreciate the jacket, the next time I go touring small-towns in Florida, or for an extended trip through states, I will be buying a grey jacket (maybe even the same make/model)... because I do find it a bit embarrassing when out on two-lane roads that have so little traffic crossing them that it wouldn't make much of a difference.

    The only benefit I've found from it, out and away from suburbia, is that when I and an 8 or 10 year old showed up at the 7-11's men's room door at the same time, he let me go in first because he thought I was a fireman.
  20. WDG

    WDG Been here awhile

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    I've seen deer wait for the first car, only to smack the next car. :eek1