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Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by cold_fire, Apr 13, 2009.
The perfect answer would be "No, we teleported from Uranus"
I wasn't asked this but I did overhear a couple exchanges of a conversation of two individuals talking about my bike. First guy asks if it is a 2T or 4T. The other guy responds that it's a 4T but then he proceeded to say "...they don't typically make enduros." I hope he wasn't serious about KTM not typically making enduros.
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Since Uranus is a gas giant, it might be more accurate to say "No, we blew in from Uranus."
Some places in the US are starting to figure this out as well.
Of course, the usual response is to ask how many pitchers of shitty beer we want with lunch. :huh
At one of the many Mancuso HD's around here with my Dad, He had to get a bolt and a few other things for his bike--We go to leave, as I'm climbing on my bike an older guy asks "When did Harley start putting their engines like that in their bikes"
Politely tell him It's a Moto Guzzi he then says "Oh, Is that Japanese?"
"Oh..So what kind of Kawasaki is it?" :huh
I really, just--He had to of been fucking with me, just HAD TO..
Nah, that makes total sense.
A motorcycle, ANY motorcycle, is either a cruiser/Harley or a crotch rocket/Ninja. And Ninjas are made by Kawasaki.
By your own admission your bike is not a Harley, so now it has to be a Kawasaki, by process of elimination.
An Italian Kawasaki. Made by Moto Guzzi.
Like the Austrian Kawasaki made by KTM.
How funny! Did take you think he was messin' with ya right off?
^^^ Yeah, you sort of hope he was just messing with you...
Obviously you meant Australian... Easy mistake to make
Australian made KTM!
Isn't that why they have upside down fork tubes?
+1 on the Win
Easy to mix up, since they are so close to each other.
Austrian? You mean Australian don't you? :huh
Uh yea, that's it.
I was cruising through town the other day, not paying attention, probably going a little over the posted 25 mph. Got pulled over by a somewhat attractive female cop and she asked the age old stupid question, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Now I'm not known to come up with witty responses quickly, but I think I did okay. I answered "I don't know for sure, but if I had to guess, you probably heard about my sexual virility and wanted to see if the stories are true."
Though I seemed to detect a faint smile she responded, "Not likely, just watch your speed through town". I got off with a verbal warning.
Nice. Lucky for you she had a sense of humor.
With a more uptight cop, that could have gone very badly.
So which Chili Pepper are you?
Okay, you got off verbally but did she give you a ticket?