Stupid Things Notmybike...has done. Wouldn't you like to be stupid too?

Discussion in 'West – California, the desert southwest and whatev' started by notmybikemodelname, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. herrhelmet

    herrhelmet A Serious Man

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  2. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
  3. RAZR

    RAZR u may run the risks my friend but I do the cutting

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    stupid things NMBMN has done...... led a ride from Lytle Creek to Randsburg. :lol3 :rofl :freaky
  4. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Sheesh! Is it the location or the ride that dictates the fun?

    Did you ride? Yes. Did you have fun, until your clutch went out? Yes.

    So what's the fucken big deal whiner?
  5. Windrat

    Windrat just a poser

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    Hey Rob
    this thread is packed full of dumb stuff

    but leading a ride is nice and folks should be happy
    use pms next time
  6. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Yep. I've never had a single complaint when someone else has led a ride. The point is to go ride, laugh, have fun and drink. If I accomplish all of that, it's a success, if not, it's my fault. :D
  7. Off Limits

    Off Limits Banned

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    we all love riding! case closed! :freaky
  8. herrhelmet

    herrhelmet A Serious Man

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    :lol3
  9. RAZR

    RAZR u may run the risks my friend but I do the cutting

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    funny thing this old man doesn't know is that i would be on the PM while he's pmsing.:lol3
  10. slow&ugly

    slow&ugly not the bike, just me

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    ...Making alcohol induced insomnia way more fun.
  11. Rev Kiecker

    Rev Kiecker Been here awhile

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    Bump. We know there's more stupid things you've done......
  12. RAZR

    RAZR u may run the risks my friend but I do the cutting

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  13. herrhelmet

    herrhelmet A Serious Man

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    Come on... don't show that. It's just really sad.


    He's just a banana and can't help that. It's the same as tourette's:cry
  14. pcvance

    pcvance Walk Verplank

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    Here's a recent stupid thing notmybikemodelname did on the last ride in the Kern a couple weeks ago, his birthday ride. He does more stupid shit the older he gets.

    We were following Happytrails and Kap up a steep,loose cow trail, covered in cow shit. NMBMN was a couple Bike lengths ahead of me and decided to crash across the trail....(stupid right?)
    I had to decide to #1 Hold my line and use him for traction or #2 try to miss his sorry ass and bike. Being the nice guy I am I choose #2, try to miss him.
    Keep in mind we are climbing in second gear up a steep Knarly cow trail, he goes down to the right on the skinny trail while I'm right on his ass.
    So... With nowhere to go but also to the right, I go full lock to the right and bury the front wheel in the loose stuff narrowly missing Rob and his bike.
    We barely touched shoulders on the way to the cowshit covered dirt.
    We picked ourselves up and looked at each other laughing our asses off.

    Rob, you are lucky it was me and not Kap behind you, he WOULD have used you for traction and left you to die, he doesn't like you.
    Good times.


    "That's because I don't like you." Quote from Kap to NMBMN from the Sequoia thread.
  15. hbmichael

    hbmichael Been here awhile

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    Rob, you are the very definition of incorrigible. We seem to share this trait, which makes me just able to tolerate your shenanigans!
    You were my introduction to this forum and i have not been disappointed.
    Cheers to you my friend!
    hbmichael
  16. hbmichael

    hbmichael Been here awhile

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    Not only incorrigible....flat out attention whore too!
  17. pcvance

    pcvance Walk Verplank

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    LMFAO such a HO!
  18. theGrinch

    theGrinch SNF Dream Riders

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    Wait a fuking minute, I thought I saw you first up in CNF with Swiller by the generator?

    I told you dudes about ADV then, didn't I.

    Rob gets the credit for the rest.

    Whore he is.

    :freaky

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  19. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Holy Shit! the toilet is overflowing for this turd to resurface. :lol3





    You saw them up at the generators after I took them on a ride at Rowher one day (same day). Don't try to steal my bitches! :rofl
  20. notmybikemodelname

    notmybikemodelname KOTW is a myth!

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    That's a good story, have another one?
    Perry, you're completely wrong. There's been plenty of stupidity, its just when it becomes the norm, it's no longer stupid, its just normal...........................

    See you on the 21st for some more stupidity. :clap