Tewsters Traveling Circus is on the road! Alaska 2017! (photo taken the day before we left) (Spotwalla link to follow along) Our little group of one Princess and three clowns are heading to Alaska. Our goal...make a U-turn at Deadhorse while enjoying each other's insanity and odd bodily noises along the way. We have few rules...travel as slow as we can and not get run over...stop every 8 minutes to pee...obey ALL of the Princesses orders …. only camp when conditions are perfect …. find the cheapest motels …. make sure each link on our chains are detailed at the end of each day …. make sure to ALWAYS use our turn signals (after all, three of us are riding BMW’s)…. stand next to Anthony when he dialogs a girl with his Welsh accent (he gets all the girls) …. NEVER make any jokes about boobs, farting or Anthony's Africa Twin …. and always try to get the head clowns shingles to flair up by poking him in the chest. You can see we are an above average bunch of idiots. For those of you that have followed my other adventures …. Coffee and New Friends ....Tiny Bike to Alaska 2016 …. you can expect a certain irreverence to be extended to anyone, everyone, and everything!