The Biggest Douchebags Drive A ....

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by BeerIsGood, Jun 1, 2012.

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What Vehicles Contain The Most Douchebag Drivers?

  1. Cadillac Escalades

  2. Any Model Of BMW Vehicle

  3. Teens W/ 4 Cyl. Japan/Korean cars W/ Lawn Mower Mufflers

  4. A-holes Texting In SUVS

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  1. BeerIsGood

    BeerIsGood Guest

    After getting cutoff by a BWM Station Wagon today, I have to ask the question of what vehicles do you think contain the biggest number of douchebag drivers.
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  2. OldPete

    OldPete Be aware

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    Voted SUV but Volvo and Prius are right there with'em.
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  3. MajorElint

    MajorElint Adventurer

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    You need the lifted pickup on 30+in wheels option.
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  4. panorton

    panorton Charming as F**k

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    :stupid
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  5. BeerIsGood

    BeerIsGood Guest

    Hey Mods, Any chance I can get more than 4 poll options so I can add a "Monster Truck" category?
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  6. tkent02

    tkent02 Long timer

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    Subaru.
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  7. zestymac

    zestymac Been here awhile

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    Assholes Usually Drive It

    Especially in Joisey...
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  8. mrphotoman

    mrphotoman Long timer

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    forgot to add harleys to your list
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  9. BeerIsGood

    BeerIsGood Guest

    Trouble maker!
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  10. trophymoto

    trophymoto MACDADDY!

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    Nothing says asshole like a Hummer....cept maybe a Range Rover
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  11. BeerIsGood

    BeerIsGood Guest

    My observation of Hummer drivers is they try to keep a good distance from almost everything since the vehicle is so big and they are sick of hitting everything. :evil
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  12. fishwich

    fishwich El Borbah

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    College kids driving VW Jettas with Yakima racks loaded down with bikes, kayaks and cargo boxes weaving in and out of traffic only to slam on their brakes when they realized they've passed the Grand Canyon.
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  13. BeerIsGood

    BeerIsGood Guest

    +1. Or the Dave Mathews concert.
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  14. 100mpg

    100mpg Self Imposed Exile

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    Suburus. Everytime traffic is slowed in the middle ,lane of the LIE on Long island, it is almost always a douche bag in a Suburu. Middle aged Douche bag.
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  15. Rekd

    Rekd Bitter Clinger

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    There's no option for "Bicycles" :rofl
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  16. BeerIsGood

    BeerIsGood Guest

    No. But I do have a thread for you. LOL
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  17. IRideASlowBike

    IRideASlowBike Banned

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    "Escalades" and "assholes texting in SUVs" is the same thing. I voted for Escalades though, just because those things are so fucking stupid.
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  18. TN3Sport

    TN3Sport East TN DS Rider

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    Just about everyone I know that has one of those roof top carriers has crashed their car into their garage. Think about it, they are out riding a bike, kayaking, etc all day long. They drive home tired and the last thing on their mind is the stuff on their roof as they pull into their garage. $5,000 carbon fiber bike ripped from the Yakima racks. It happens so much some bike companies are actually writing into their crash replacement warranties that crashing into your garage does not qualify.

    BTW, my vote in this thread is to just about anyone not paying attention to their driving. I don't discriminate based on what they are driving. I just can't stand being behind someone that is obviously not focused on driving....
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  19. guitarin

    guitarin Been here awhile

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    Police cars
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  20. GeckoRider

    GeckoRider Been here awhile

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    In the city, any car over 80K USD, as they own the road since they paid too much. On the highway in Calif it was a redneck in a white pickup coming home from work bitter about the commute and being passed by a non-Harley. By far the most aggressive were the white pickups.
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