The Biggest Douchebags Drive A ....

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by BeerIsGood, Jun 1, 2012.

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What Vehicles Contain The Most Douchebag Drivers?

  1. Cadillac Escalades

  2. Any Model Of BMW Vehicle

  3. Teens W/ 4 Cyl. Japan/Korean cars W/ Lawn Mower Mufflers

  4. A-holes Texting In SUVS

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  1. eatpasta

    eatpasta Lawnmower Target

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    I figured this would be an interesting footnote in our "discussion"....

    Apparently cheaters prefer Audi

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/17/infidelity-aurvey_n_3612294.html

  2. Mimic

    Mimic Been here awhile

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    I think you can amalgate all of the suggestions into one driver. That of a Dodge Ram. Or Dodge anything for that matter. Or that gangsta Chrysler 300. Don't get me started.
  3. joexr

    joexr Banned

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    I'm going to put a window washer on the bike and aim it to the side for ignorant bicyclers. And pee in the reservoir.:lol3
  4. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    Oh man, great idea. :evil
  5. Denase

    Denase Denase

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    Soccer Moms in big SUV's late for a game.
  6. PalePhase

    PalePhase Humour Noir

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    Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? Oh, wait, I think I've already answered my own question! :lol3:bow
  7. tapdiggy

    tapdiggy Been here awhile

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    I have seen this sentiment a bunch on this thread, and it is not accurate. A "douche" generally thinks of himself as cool, or at least is in denial about not being cool. Soccer moms in SUVs, like dads in minivans, are aware of their uncool status as nearly-enslaved pro bono taxi drivers.
  8. FloorPoor

    FloorPoor Been here awhile

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    I used to drive an old beater, and for some reason, the window washer had some serious pressure and would spray 10 ft over the car. I strategically turned the passenger side nozzle to the right. It worked great! I never thought of putting one on the bike though. :lol3
  9. 8dust

    8dust why not?

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    Trabant, by far.
  10. Import

    Import Been here awhile

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    If they are in a 'cage' they are an imminent threat to you're safety...... Cyclists come a close second.... Seem totally oblivious to other road users...strange when you realise how vulnerable they are.. This is of course a complete generalisation....
    As a gs riding, BMW x5 owning, pickup driving basket case, I clearly have only my self to blame...:D
  11. eatpasta

    eatpasta Lawnmower Target

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    :lol3

    and when exactly, was the last time you saw a Trabant in California....??

    :ear
  12. atomicalex

    atomicalex silly aluminum boxes

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    Why? The cloud of smoke inhibits your vision? The parts falling off are road hazards?

    It's Audis. Trust me.
  13. Reverend12

    Reverend12 Well there it is..

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    You should have put a Prius in the pole. Those are the worst..
  14. Sp4rks

    Sp4rks Been here awhile

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    Anyone driving faster than me: Dangerous
    Anyone driving slower than me: Pussy
    Anyone driving at my speed: Asshole

    :rofl

    Oh yeah, and assholes from my school reving their engine once we get out of the parking lot, not going to insult Japanese cars(I drive one, a Silver 2012 Mazda 3i, got it after my older Mazda 3 that used to belong to my dad before he got a new car, got hit by some college girl going 50mph in a 30mph), but those guys that ruined a perfectly good, fuel efficient Japanese car, by painting it bright yellow and duct taping a spoiler it deserve to get their car taken away and euthanized(the car, poor thing). And Sport Bike riders are pretty cool, they ride crazy, but at least they do it when no one is around, and there was that one time when two RICErs(Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements, saying that so that my car isn't considered a rice, no spoilers or anything ) where at a stop lighting reving their engines, some guy on what looks like an RC8R(goes to my school) lane split between them(he must have been going 75+) and took off both their mirrors with his shoulders as soon as they took off. It was hilarious, they had it coming.
  15. mudvaynedude122

    mudvaynedude122 Adventurer

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    Dodge Ram owners.
  16. SloMo228

    SloMo228 World Class Cheapass

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    :nod Very frequently this is the case.
  17. duckman

    duckman co conspirator

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    the ultimate douchbag machine
  18. joexr

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    Pretty much 2 or 4 wheels. Wait for the responses , you'll see.:deal
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    hateithere anytime now

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    Infinity drivers, for whatever reason maybe it's the hair gel, those guy seem to be the worst
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    Celtic Curmudgeon Indiana Jones wanabe

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