The Chronicles of a Moe.ron

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Day Trippin'' started by UpST8, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. Loud Al

    Loud Al .

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  2. noshoes

    noshoes soñando con México

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    Guess we gotta wait till next weekend for the next installment, eh?
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  3. moe.ron

    moe.ron Pig. Can. Fly.

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    There may be something Tuesday afternoon, please stand by...
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  4. UpST8

    UpST8 turnin gas to noise

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    Hey ya Jax :wave...yeah the thing my balls made kept growing and growing...she is now sleeping in the next room, all healthy 8lbs of her :freaky

    :wave Nicky!! Honored to have ya on-board...any gravel riding tips for moe.ron? :ear

    Hey there Sherrie :wave We will have to do some riding in DV this Ralley :wink:
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  5. UpST8

    UpST8 turnin gas to noise

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    Shoot, if I knew you were coming I would've taken better pics :lol3

    That's affirmative good buddy..it's live, as it happens or within 48-72 hours of happening :D
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  6. Ladybug0048

    Ladybug0048 Bug Sister

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  7. Nixels

    Nixels Face fears - live life

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    :lurk When's the ToFu party? I wanna see moe.ron put on the feed bag! :deal

    The only thing I can suggest to Brian: Don't Fall Down!!!!! :nod

    :lol3
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  8. UpST8

    UpST8 turnin gas to noise

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    Now that there is what we call Inevitable :nod

    :ricky :muutt

    If you are going to crash, try to crash slow...:D
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  9. Dyno

    Dyno Conquistador

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    Rule #1 for crashing:
    Don't try to save the bike.




    The bike is an evil bitch that deserves to fall in the mud. Let it get what it deserves. Do not insert parts of your body between the ground and the bike.

    In fact, practice now. Go knock the bike over in the driveway and give us your best Captain Morgan pose. We'll wait here for the pic. :ear
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  10. moe.ron

    moe.ron Pig. Can. Fly.

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    Would you settle for the grass? :D
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  11. UpST8

    UpST8 turnin gas to noise

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  12. gastone

    gastone R.I.P. sweet Angus

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    Rule 2 - when you crash, let go of the throttle...

    Rule 3 - kill the engine.

    I've done some horizontal donuts before.
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  13. DSM8

    DSM8 Where fun goes to die....

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    Before going any further get yourself a set of MX boots.

    Beside the helmet it is most likely the best investment you can make since you new to the dirt putting a foot down or falling is going to happen.

    MX boots will save your leg and ankle.

    Hiking, street and dual sport are just not the same.

    Spend the coin, if you ever need it you will be glad you did.

    Just my .02

    Great writing.
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  14. Dyno

    Dyno Conquistador

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    Allright, but the pose had better be spectacular!
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  15. moe.ron

    moe.ron Pig. Can. Fly.

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    Naked or banana hammock like the Southern Comfort guy?
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  16. Dyno

    Dyno Conquistador

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    Cover up. ATGATT...........:eek1
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  17. moe.ron

    moe.ron Pig. Can. Fly.

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    Sorry, I crash better than I pose. :D It was easy as hell to pick up, I was not injured though. Wife was a little pissy about crashing a bike on the new grass, injuries may still be forthcoming...

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  18. Dyno

    Dyno Conquistador

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    See? It's natural state. Never interfere.....
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  19. UpST8

    UpST8 turnin gas to noise

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    Good stuff Garrett! Thanks! :thumb :ricky

    hmmmmm...boots, Whatta ya know bout booots there moe. :norton:D

    :deal More good advice. Funny how we outfit the bike to take a direct J-DAM hit, but don't get or wear the gear for any number of reasons...then that inevitable crash happens...

    "How's the bike?" :ear

    "Bike is fine" :D

    "When are you going riding again?" :wink:

    "Doctors say 6-12 months" :eek1

    Thanks a bunch for the input fellas :clap:clap:clap It' exactly what I hoped this thread would turn into, solid sage advice coupled with silliness :lol3:lol3:lol3
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  20. UpST8

    UpST8 turnin gas to noise

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    Weekend can't get here fast enough.
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