The Never Ending Story...

Discussion in 'The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan' started by Davebert, Jul 21, 2013.

  1. Davebert

    Davebert Too damn serious!

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    The story begins...

    It was July and unusually hot in the southeast portion of the USA. The sun was just starting to rise and anybody outside was starting to perspire. After at least 12 weeks of continued rain and flooding, the weather forecast was more of the same , with no relief in site. The forest was unusually quiet too. Except for...
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  2. Buzztail

    Buzztail Nomad

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    Except for Buzztails GOD DAMNED GENERATOR....
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  3. Philip Kuntz

    Philip Kuntz Fleasy Rider

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    And when the rain finally stopped, it became dry as hell. Then the fires started again...:lol3

    I rode to Naples a couple of weeks ago, on back roads. The whole lower half of the state is pretty flooded. I saw cows in water up past their chests and a 6 ft alligator in the road just South of Arcadia on 31.
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  4. Vico1

    Vico1 The Maestro

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    Which meant more beer and BS, but then someone said "lets go dirt riding in PASCO". Well after that ...
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  5. FL Pepper

    FL Pepper OMGWTFFTW

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    Our hero, day 1 of a recon mission in GCS, spots an amazing site rolling up the dirt access road (that doesn't lead anywhere) towards the runway.

    An F650, 2-up, with hard bags! and maybe an ADV sticker on the back.

    Our hero alerts the troups with the secret code, FYYFF! :rofl

    He sees us, stops, thinks about it for a second, then turns around and rides back down the dirt road.

    And...
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  6. TitaniumKaren

    TitaniumKaren Been here awhile

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    with out a second glance he leaves amidst a cloud of dust, but as he continues up the road he smells an awful acrid odor. His eyes start to water and he cannot go on. He comes to a stop when just ahead he sees....
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  7. Buzztail

    Buzztail Nomad

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    A guy on a Vino scooter. You can tell by the rumble it's got a big bore, and TKC's on it... this guy must be kind of a big deal around here. As this playa twists the throttle, unleashing the power of the scooter. The knobby struggles to keep traction....
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  8. FL Pepper

    FL Pepper OMGWTFFTW

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  9. Vico1

    Vico1 The Maestro

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    Ugly monsters pop there heads out of hiding to wonder at the site of the little vimo slinging sand into the faces of KTM riders. "Take that" he yells and then ....
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  10. brewmann

    brewmann Been here awhile

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    A leprechaun appears from under a mullberry bush and proclaims "nuff said...shut up and ride ! Don't be a Nancy !!"
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  11. sfront

    sfront Chaos in Motion

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    As the Morlock whistle blows.....the unsuspecting Eloy's head to the cave...nice setup Sharon!!!
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  12. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    :rofl
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  13. Ogre_fl

    Ogre_fl Long timer

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  14. Buzztail

    Buzztail Nomad

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    "SHIT!" He cried as he looked at his picture.... "I had my catch pan in the wrong spot!"

    Off he went to the driveway with a 50 pound bag of oil dry....
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  15. brewmann

    brewmann Been here awhile

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    But as our hero Eloy passed by the front fender of the RatRod, from the only dime sized patch of shiny cold hard steel not covered by brushed on Rust-Oleum primer, he caught a glimpse of his perfect hair.....which forced him to drop the 50 pound bag of oil dry and strike a pose...
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  16. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    ... with a pack of Marlboros rolled up on his sleeve, our hero's hair wasn't slick enough so... he applied some of the spilled trans fluid to his scalp to give him the "greaser" look...
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  17. Philip Kuntz

    Philip Kuntz Fleasy Rider

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    Just then a huge horde of zombies appeared, coming from the Hardees drive-thur. And he thought to himself, good thing I am at Buzz's house, as he scampered inside and closed the garage door. Knowing that the oil slick would help hold them back...
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  18. TitaniumKaren

    TitaniumKaren Been here awhile

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    Little did he know these zombies were packing some 2/3 Lb Double Bacon Cheese Thickburgers in their bloody greasy knap sacks. Fat greasy zombies soon were all over the front lawn shouting...
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  19. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Gimme five!

    Turns out these were Feral Kid Zombies...
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  20. Philip Kuntz

    Philip Kuntz Fleasy Rider

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    No they were not Feral Kidd Zombies from A-camp, these Zombies where the real deal. Buzz came out and quickly mowed down a couple hundred thousand of them (just conserving ammo) and realized that he had sold the ZEV too soon...:evil
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