The New TurTal Tubeless Tire is coming

Discussion in 'Hacks' started by TurTal, Sep 29, 2017.

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  1. RetiredandRiding

    RetiredandRiding Retired to Ride

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    Yeah, his avatar tells you all you need to know. SHEESH!
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  2. TurTal

    TurTal Been here awhile

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    Oh man

    Don't get those $uckin guys started

    They'll turn this into a shit show faster than you can say shit show 3x fast

    Thread gets sent to who the hell knows where

    Then Ill have to start all over again












    Awww $uck it.....go ahead

    I got your six


    TurTal the Terrorable


    Say....thats gotta little bit of a ring to it

    I like it....kinda scary




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  3. Bar None

    Bar None Candy Ass

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    I still wanna see the video.
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  4. RetiredandRiding

    RetiredandRiding Retired to Ride

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    Do what I do and click on "Ignore" for the trolls. They think they "win" when we don't reply, so they start typing with only their left hand--it's too bad they can't know we don't even see their shitshow. On of the few good things about FB is that if I block someone, they can't see me either.

    What do you want to bet this post ends up in Jo Momma? :happay
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  5. TurTal

    TurTal Been here awhile

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    "I still wanna see the video"

    Really?

    I think its fairly straight forward

    Remove the tube and throw it in the trash

    I guess you install a tubeless schrader valve...not really sure

    Anyway

    Remove valve core

    Connect the provided clear tube to bottle of Stans

    Empty contents into tire at 6:00

    Install core

    Pressurize to 35psi

    Jump on and haul ass to distribute

    Simple

    Video seems overkill....pretty sure the directions are on the bottle






    ^^^^Sarcasm^^^^

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  6. TurTal

    TurTal Been here awhile

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    "What do you want to bet this post ends up in Jo Momma"


    I like Jo Momma

    At least them FF are entertaining with just a little splash of wisdom

    Hell...I would consider it a compliment


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  7. Bar None

    Bar None Candy Ass

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    "I will make a video showing the exact steps so that any Ural owner can do his or her own wheels."
    You promised a video!
    Thanks
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  8. TurTal

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    Yes...yes I did promise a video...take it easy man....damn

    I just thought it would be superfluous since it was so easily figured out and explained already by wotz his name the genius

    But...a promise is a promise

    I guess Ill need to pick up some Stans to show the procedure

    But I aint makin a Video of me testing that damn thing

    That would be.....how do you say.......$uckin stupid !!!

    I'm alot of things man....but stupid aint one of em

    Or as my Granddaddy used to say

    " I was born at night...it just wasn't last night"

    Damn I miss sippin whiskey with that old bastard



    edit: some content above is sarcasm...some of its not.....good luck
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  9. FR700

    FR700 Heckler ™©®

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    Why not just show us what you developed and designed?





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  10. brstar

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    Stans?
    I need at least 1 pic.
    How is the leg?
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  11. TurTal

    TurTal Been here awhile

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    ONECOL[1].jpg

    It's good stuff....lot of my bros run it in their dirt bikes and dual sports...it does what's it's suppose to do.....but not always



    Legs doing great....freaked out my Doctor yesterday walking into her office after 6 weeks

    Still hurts like fuck but I don't pop pills so I suck it up and ride

    Thanks for askin


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  12. eastbloc

    eastbloc comprador bourgeois

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    Just what I was thinking. I would still put some tape on the inside of the rim though.
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  13. TurTal

    TurTal Been here awhile

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    For those that believe you're going to take some Tape and Stan's and convert your Ural wheels from tubed to tubeless

    I've got 4 words for ya

    Good Luck Dumb Ass !


    Oh....ya might wanna update your will...get your affairs in order and kiss your loved ones goodbye


    You won't be coming back from that test ride


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    edit: This wasn't meant to offend it was sarcasm and was meant to be kinda funny
    becuz some may be or are being offended or triggered I have created a Safe Space below



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  14. eastbloc

    eastbloc comprador bourgeois

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    I thought this thread would have some information? Right now it just looks like a platform for TurTal to be an asshole.
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  15. PSDMedic556

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    TurTal,

    Your reputation is solid and well deserved. I am looking forward to your video. Thanks.
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  16. DavePave

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    I'd like to see the video also. If it works for you, perhaps I'll try it on mt DR .....

    Thanks in advance TurTal.....
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  17. TurTal

    TurTal Been here awhile

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    FR700, "Why not just show us what you developed and designed"?


    What part of Coming Soon has ya confused mate



    And what happened to Fozzie Bear?



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  18. TurTal

    TurTal Been here awhile

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    Stop taking everything so personnel man

    I wasn't talking specifically about anybody here

    Unless you're one of the folks that believe you can pull this off with just tape & stans

    Then by all means listen to Bads advice and go for it

    You better seriously think about what you're doing and whats involved my friend

    A Ural is not a mountain bike...dirt bike or dual sport

    There are some serious physics at work with the Russian beast



    Was just kidding about Bads advice

    For the love of beef jerky & beer don't try that!

    You seem like a nice enough fella and I damn sure wouldnt want to see ya get hurt because you didn't do your homework


    Cheers!



    Sincerely....TurTal the Asshole


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  19. JustKip

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    Glad we can all agree, like on Soviet Steeds!
    When somebody gets the same reaction from a vast majority of people on 2 different forums, that person is the common denominator.
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  20. Strong Bad

    Strong Bad World's Foremost Authority

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    Please tell us why a system like Stan's is so dangerous.

    Stan's is simply a latex mixture that seals the porosity of a tube tire and a rim strip that seals the spoke holes. Zero strength is obtained from a tube which basically only provides a container for air that supports the tire.
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