The Rally Raid : Mexico, 2013

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by slowoldguy, Feb 16, 2013.

  1. slowoldguy

    slowoldguy Tire Tester

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    Terrapinneck heard they were casting for a Jalpan version of " Cops" and quickly got into his perp costume.
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  2. slowoldguy

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    Rick's abused bike made a run for it but, sadly, she didn't make it.
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    Well. We were thankful the interior decorator didn't go with his first choice- to projectile vomit directly onto on the walls.
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    By planning far enough in advance, El Oasis can accommodate up to 4 Norteamericanos in each room. Provided there are no trust issues.
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    Pallet sales have gone well for Jorge today.


    Or



    Jorge waits patiently for the medical lab van to arrive to pick up the sample. The job as a medical security guard sounded much better on the phone.

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    Calling Roosevelt's speech "pigshit", devoted Ron Paul fan Jorge refuses to walk at all much less softly ... says he'll just wait till the bastards come within really big stick range.
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    After seeing this, Aaron gets an idea for a complimentary product to the Camelbak hydration bladders.
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    Not fully understanding the concept of hp to weight, slowoldguy gives nephew2 a half wheel advantage at the line.
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    Cycledelic Relic follow old goatpath

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    OK...So I'm sittin here lookin at this pic of the horse.....& it occurs to me that the horse's mane is parted down the middle...... & the way it looks....




    HEY MAN....what's in that baggie?
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    As the men were out hunting and doing battle with neighboring tribes, the old women were left back at the village.
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    Cycledelic Relic follow old goatpath

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    motel 5 1/3
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    [​IMG] Apprehensive about gastrointestinal issues and unable to sleep, Aaron fashioned this design out of used toilet-water popsicle sticks.
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    With home-made popsicles not having a high enough price-point, Luis contemplates the market for gringo kidneys as he already has the cooler.
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    Found another. Jalpan at night.

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    Oh. Almost forgot. Weazybuddha put on this spread for us when we got back from border entry paperwork Thursday night. It was great.
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    terrapinneck Been here awhile

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    Great report, love the candor ! Finally figuring out this tap a talk. A pic of my new reflective tape, not that we'll be traveling after dark....snicker.
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    terrapinneck Been here awhile

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    Starve a cold, feed a fever...[​IMG]
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    terrapinneck Been here awhile

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    Ok, you try to get SOG to smile in a pic
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    terrapinneck Been here awhile

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    The food was always good, even my lemon jerky.[​IMG]
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    awesome!
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    MOTOSIERRAGORDA MOTOSIERRAGORDA

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    Great to have sog and team in jalpan, sierra gorda, queretaro, mexico...great attitude...they came to enjoy!!! Very welcome more like that kind of guys..... Slow or not ......