The Plan: Meet at the Eastland Park Hotel between 3 and 5 pm on Friday, April 1st. Eat somwhere in Portland's Old Port, then drink to excess at the penthouse bar back at the hotel. Ride on Saturday if weather permits. Click on "Reservations" at the above link and scroll down to find the "cabin fever" rate of $99 for a wicked shahp room, free undergound parking for the bikes, continental breakfast, and an LL Bean gift certificate. Who's In: A host of advrider dignitaries and Ewan MacGregor and Charlie Boorman will be delivering a talk about their RTW trip to a bunch of other people somewhere else in the world, but will be there in spirit. CroMag has agreed to perform some Gregorian Chants for us. Won't it be Cold?: Of course. What do you care? You are strong and everyone else is weak.