The SMIB Thread.......Where fecal matters.

Discussion in 'Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge' started by Scotty P, Dec 6, 2009.

  1. WayneJ

    WayneJ What?

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    ^ My pants were never in my duffle so the BD is a strong possibility. :D
  2. twigsnapper

    twigsnapper How did I get here?

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    I found my earbuds in my sun glasses case. Me thinks some snicky shit is hiding our stuff when we's not lookin.
  3. BroncoDave

    BroncoDave Long timer

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    I lost a fork at the fork
  4. goosecreek

    goosecreek A day late and a dollar short.

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    I found the deck spindle on my lawnmower broken :cry Now I can not watch the cub cadet 500 without doing a little work.
  5. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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  6. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    The End

    To think 1974... The GF had never seen it... Guess what her comment was?
  7. Sasquatch2112

    Sasquatch2112 Old, slow, fat guy just riding around.

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    What a big swansticker you have? :rofl
  8. WayneJ

    WayneJ What?

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    Up yours n...? :D
  9. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    Bob and Wayne had a better quote than her. She said "that was too funny but why do I feel so guilty now?" :lol3

    Then she said this line... "Where are all the white women at?" She is bad :D
  10. Evil_Chucky

    Evil_Chucky Whiskey Stealer

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  11. 6USMC6

    6USMC6 -U-

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    [FONT=Calibri, sans-serif]Ever wonder why they say; "Don't camp in a wash."….......................<wbr>....[/FONT]




    <table style="COLOR:#000000" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="814"><tbody> <tr> <td width="100%"> Wahweap Creek north of Page, Arizona





    http://www.youtube.com/embed/_<wbr>yCnQuILmsM?feature=player_<wbr>embedded





    David Rankin is a ranger for the National Park Service.


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  12. Sasquatch2112

    Sasquatch2112 Old, slow, fat guy just riding around.

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    lili, lili, lili legs!

    Affairs of state must take precedence over affairs of state.

    Nope, I never watched the movie!
  13. JaxObsessed

    JaxObsessed Nazis tried to kill my Father

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    My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought, Careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

    Mongo only pawn in game of life.

    What do you like to do....
    Oh I don't know... play chess, screw.
    Well let's play chess.

    No we rape the shit outta them at the number 6 dance later.
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    QUICKSAND
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    What'll that asshole think of next?
    Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes.
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    If I said to you "someone go back and get a shitload of dimes" would you know what I was talking about?
    Evidently it didn't escape the riders up front, but my friend Bill??? Nothin.
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  14. JaxObsessed

    JaxObsessed Nazis tried to kill my Father

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    Bob, what ever happened to your "shitload a dimes tour"?
  15. Dynamick

    Dynamick לעזאזל עם הנאצים

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    If this is what you guys are thinking about for "Movie Night" why watch, just reenact it instead. :lurkI'll bring popcorn!
  16. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    Too funny... Now I know why we get along so well. This was the first time she watched it and I was amazed at how many lines she could roughly repeat over the last 10 hours. :eek1 wait I've said too much.


    http://youtu.be/Uai7M4RpoLU
  17. JaxObsessed

    JaxObsessed Nazis tried to kill my Father

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl

    It's twu It's twu....
  18. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    Jax we need to hang out more :lol3 Between you, Charles, and the rest of the inmates... we need a movie night. I have a projector, speaker, and a sheet. Where and who is bringing the beer. :D
  19. 6USMC6

    6USMC6 -U-

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    Wait until after the third when I'm grounded for a while and then have it out here. There are even some decent roads to ride!
  20. Sasquatch2112

    Sasquatch2112 Old, slow, fat guy just riding around.

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    I know what movie I am going to be watching on Friday night!

    I named the dog Mongo and the bike Lili! I can't stand the movie.

    The shit load of dimes tour got canx'd. Our local BMW shop was putting the ride together, and the owners came in and canned two of the key dimes tour players two weeks prior to the ride. :cry Not for them being canned, they were worthless shits as far as the shop was concerned. Crying for no dimes tour.

    Next year is a nogo for me. I am taking momma to EUR for 6 weeks! Bavaria (Octoberfest), Austria (Beer), Italy Wine), and a quick jaunt to pick up some Swiss Chocolates!

    So I need to start thinking about 2015! It needs to be epic!