The SMIB Thread.......Where fecal matters.

Discussion in 'Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge' started by Scotty P, Dec 6, 2009.

  1. LadyDraco

    LadyDraco KillerSmileIHazIt !!

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    And have 15 different cookie dough in the fridge..



    Hey Scotty .. I found this in the WTF thread ... :yikes
  2. JaxObsessed

    JaxObsessed Endeavor to persevere.

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    Scotty's doin the Bubba Scrub !!!!!:freaky And that doesn't mean scrubbin the poo outta your pants!!! :lol3
    Stay safe!!


    Well, your style is funny as hell. Looking fwd to the rest of the story!

    Can you send me your track? RIding around the Sonoran desert in the Spring is DEFINITELY on my bucket list. Maybe March in a year or two.:evil
    Next time let me know.... I'll get you Bill's info and a nice place to stay in E Tucson. He also has a time share up in Summerhaven at the top of Mt Lemmon.
  3. Scotty P

    Scotty P Funny Like a Clown

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    OK, You can delete that pic now............:lol3
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    DCrider Live from THE Hill

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    the clown in his slimmer days? :lol3
  5. LadyDraco

    LadyDraco KillerSmileIHazIt !!

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    Oops I didn't delete Lumpy fast enough :lol3
  6. DCrider

    DCrider Live from THE Hill

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    maybe its David Lee Roth at a clown convention?
  7. Pomo

    Pomo gonzo

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    If you're actually wondering, it's a character from a cartoon called Metalocalypse. The whole show is a parody of death metal bands.

    The clown in action (for your innocence I recommend passing :lol3):
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJABjVH-0k
  8. Scotty P

    Scotty P Funny Like a Clown

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    That's just not right Patrick.....:puke1
  9. Scotty P

    Scotty P Funny Like a Clown

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    We survived............sorta:D

    Reno B and two other Pax Engineers.

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    Steve working on his fuel system

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    So I wasn't the slowest one out there.........I past Steve (he was taking a dirt nap) and his buddies said it counted:lol3

    So check out these 3 whoops..........
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    Steve road all three on just his rear tire. I was thinking to myself he's kicking ass today.......what I didn't know was his throttle was stuck wide open:eek1

    Note the yellow padded phone pole.........look to the right at the fence.

    Yep he finally had enough and bailed off..........

    The aftermath
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    Happy to report he walked away :D
  10. Michhub

    Michhub Major Medical

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    Did you clear the double or what ? Did one lap have you needing O2.....inquiring minds want to know....pics or it didn't happen :lol3
  11. Scotty P

    Scotty P Funny Like a Clown

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    Very humbling experience. The track is a lot different when you ride it vice being a spectator. Here I thought I was doing pretty good getting a couple feet of air, when a rider flies past me and all I see is the bottom of his skip plate:lol3

    That double is really just a long up hill and a flat table top.........some of the A riders where clearing it crossed up.

    I did have a yute try and pass me up a hill on the inside. All I heard was ohhhhhhhhhh shit and then I felt his knobbie crawling up the back of my right leg. He dumped it and luckily I kept from going down with him.
  12. Pomo

    Pomo gonzo

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    Racing in general is a very humbling experience. I never bothered to try the GNCC at Snowshoe because I knew from spectating that it was brutal. After doing a few desert enduros out here I know just how brutal it is. I mountain bike regularly, don't smoke, etc. But half a lap on an enduro track (~10-12 miles) or a few laps on an MX track is enough to have me at O2 redline.

    The few races I've done so far, I know when the A guys are lapping me, because I'll hear an engine pinned for about 2.5 seconds before a bike whooshes by me in a cloud of dust.
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    gastone R.I.P. sweet Angus

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    Rock on Scotty! Looks fooking awesome. Glad to hear that Steve is okay.
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    JaxObsessed Endeavor to persevere.

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    WOW... good job on the bail Steve! Bet that left a mark.

    Please spare us the nekked, hematomad man ass photos. :lol3

    Budds looks like a blast, but... I really wouldn't want to know just how bad I would be.:rofl I'll be happy speculating that I "might" do well.:D
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    XC Rider Motorcycle Vagabond

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    Thanks for sharing Scotty, looks like y'all had a blast.
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    DCrider Live from THE Hill

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    hey old man it's Federal health benefits open season so I suggest you make sure you have the right coverage and life ins :lol3




    Sounds like fun Scott, and hard but maybe I can join in the fun and be humbled myself one day.
  17. Pomo

    Pomo gonzo

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    I went by the Sonoran Desert on dirt, and through it a little bit on pavement. It seemed pretty neat, there are probably certain spots that would be nice to visit, but as much as I saw of it was just a bunch of flat scrubby desert. There are waaaay cooler places that I hit on my trip. Just my $0.02.

    And I can send you the tracks, but I think you'd better read the rest of my ride report (once it's finished) to decide whether you really want to follow. :lol3
  18. Scotty P

    Scotty P Funny Like a Clown

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    I just upgraded my coverage ........thanks:D
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    Glad ya didn't get hurt my clown friend:D
  20. WayneJ

    WayneJ Get Off My Lawn

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    SMIB sighting in Davidsonville. :D
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