The SMIB Thread.......you know who you are

Discussion in 'Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge' started by Scotty P, Dec 6, 2009.

  1. eddie bolted

    eddie bolted BOING!!!

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    Vacation is over,back to work you Bum!!!!
  2. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    All set to go riding with the NOVA riders... Prepped last night with Katie and all the farkles tested. Then at 4:45am the GF hits the snooze. I pop out of bed at 545am when I should have left... I yell "bullshit." But I'm shallow and stayed in bed with a backup to catch another ride on the NOVA thread for 9am... Whoops after an hour of grab ass... Too late for that ride too. Secondary backup... Kill a deer but the GF wants to kill paper targets "with bad ass action movie guns" her words, so now guess what I'm doing today. Again in this crazy life have a backup... If you are shallow ...have three and stay in bed until lunch. More polka please!
  3. Todd34

    Todd34 Toubab

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    Polka! Polka! Polka!:D
  4. Sasquatch2112

    Sasquatch2112 scatology expert

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    The only way that could be any better is if she had a twin sister......:evil


    My job here is done for the day!



    :rofl
  5. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    In Maine we drop the "r" on everything... If you added it... More fun.

    Mainer says to his buddy at the bar "gohd damn right mista! I took ah to the movies... Paid fer popcrn and ah drink...Damn skippy I'm gonna polka." :lol3
  6. Lacedaemon

    Lacedaemon Been here awhile

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    Missed you on the ride, but it sounds like you did alright! :clap
  7. mica

    mica Weekend Adventurer

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    Doesn't sound like a backup plan. Sounds more like, I'd rather get laid then ride motorcycles with guys from Northern Virginia.':D
  8. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    1. Ride with NOVA inmates
    2. Ride with different NOVA inmates
    3. Kill a deer
    4. Go to the range all day <--- Winner

    ...And yes guilty as charged :rofl


    Almost sounds like a MasterCard commercial blah blah blah priceless. :D
  9. Michhub

    Michhub Major Medical

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    Too funny :lol3
    We rode to Crown King today if that has any value to you degenerates :rofl
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  10. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    Now it begins you dirty clown...

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    I am so looking forward to this. So do we have Card home games at your place and Sox at mine. I make a mean fried anything game cuisine.

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    First game is October 23rd at Fenway Park! Let me know if you want to embrace the World Series fun!
  11. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    As for you future travelers to Maine... I offer free trip planning. The most important part is communicating with the locals; their dialect can confuse you. Try this to help.

    "Maine Winta"

    http://youtu.be/uaZN5FPMt8c

    And this one will get you "staataed" as you understand "Livin on a iland in Maine." My first x wife lives and works on an island. She has k-12 all in one school house. I know ...crazy!

    There are many islands in Maine and here is the bullshit funny stuff when living on an island... And yes in a prior life as part of my job I had to take a ferry to many of them.

    http://youtu.be/nNbYH3QYKPE
  12. DCrider

    DCrider Live from THE Hill

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    Pure Evel on ch41 this am, bio of Evel knievel
  13. eddie bolted

    eddie bolted BOING!!!

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    Watched it (again)last night.Crazy the way he jumped those old HARLEY'S
  14. DCrider

    DCrider Live from THE Hill

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    And Triumphs in the beginning
  15. Sasquatch2112

    Sasquatch2112 scatology expert

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  16. Todd34

    Todd34 Toubab

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    Damn Scotty, is that what all those range days were for? Practicing your double tap with the clown costume on.
  17. Scotty P

    Scotty P Funny Like a Clown

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    :2guns............................:D
  18. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    Just to tease H14... Can you see deer x2 ?

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    Kevin is travelling to /LeBelle Maison de LaBreck/ for a two day hunting excursion. Wish him safe travels and straight arrows. :D
  19. H14

    H14 I Gotta Go!

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    :2guns I gotta get up at 2:30. Good night.
  20. REAPER_ONE

    REAPER_ONE YOU'RE DONE

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    H14 is safely in the woods...

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    My way of giving Campcook a two day vacation :lol3