So I think that all Airheaders need to pledge some things. What would they be? I'll start: As a lover of the 2-valve twin, I solemnly swear that I shall not refer in any serious context to my motorcycle as a "hog", as in "I had a day off from work, so me and the gal took the hogs up to North Conway." OR "I can see that your skills are improving as a rider. Have you considered buying a larger, more powerful hog?" If any serious reference is made to my bike as a hog, I will be prepared to accept that my credibility may be up for reconsideration. Conversations about bacon and other pig products that are made near motorcycles will not be subject to this restriction. I promise to always change my crushwashers when changing the oil, even if it means that I will be late to the bar. OK NOW YOU.