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Discussion in 'Canada' started by Canuman, Oct 7, 2012.
Hey! I was cleared of all charges!
and they all moved away from me on the bench...
Sorry, this ride is for red-blooded, pistol-packin', redneckin' pickup-truckin' commie baiting Amurricuns, not you syrup-guzzling, hockey-playing, "let's get along together" and "another Molson please" curling types that don't know the correct pronunciation of the word "about."
Jeez, we'll be letting the frikkin' Russians ride with us next. And women.
I'll be on a Honda XR650L pimped out with a couple of Pelican side cases, a Givi trunk, and Dunlop 606 tires.
Forget your cell phones completely. My phone with Rogers was useless in Gaspe and never worked in Cape Breton. I doubt that Rogers knows where Newfoundland is. Labrador is even worse. Occasional wifi and skype worked for me.
Dirt Roads, you should just get SPOT. I know there is someone at home how would like to know daily if you're still alive.
So Betty Hope speaks for all of you?
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Just so you know, here's a short video on what to expect in Newfoundland.
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And this is what you'll be forced to listen to in Canada.
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We were surprised at how good the cell coverage was in Newfoundland the first time we went there, 4.5 years ago. Bellmobility.
But the Spot unit is well worth the money. We both have one.
How come everyone always posts vids when my internet is dead slow?
Now toss me another Bud Light and turn up Rush Limbaugh on the radidio. Them damn socialists from up across the border are preppin' to invade, I tell ya. They're gonna stream across the border, steal our wimmen, and make us pay HST and take sensitivity training.
The second vid is not even available in the US. Damn commies. I'll have to nip up to Sherbrooke to watch it.
Hey I resemble that remark. Well in any case you're going to want to have cultural advisors on hand. You could otherwise find yourself drooling in a corner completely overwhelmed by real beer, Canadian bacon and kindness. You'll be without your normal crutches that allow you to shoot, run over or shout down the things you don't understand and therefore fear. It could be a difficult time for all ya'll.
I survived dating a gal from Quebec City for five years. I know all about your sinister poutine and smoked meat sandwiches, your funny coins with birds and animals on 'em and all that. And what's this "Beer Store" thing in Ontario? I sez to myself "Hell, Bubba, these poor sum-biches can't just go to a normal store and get a cold one. What the hell happens when they get thirsty at two am?"
Who's that old broad on the twenty dollar bill?
For the record...
I have yet to shoot anybody.
Shit bye! If you think that dating a Québécois girl prepares you for Newfoundland you have another thing coming! There ain't no smoked meat on da Rock, Molson is scarce and they don't speak French.
You will need Fixers once you drive off the ferry. Learn what Blue Star is, the legend of Mary Brown and what the hell is Chess'.
You're gonna need we Canucks. And we mainlanders will still feel like strangers in a strange land.
Yeah, but who is the old broad on the twenty?
Besides, she wasn't Québécois. She was originally from Winnipeg.
Hot Damn, boys, it looks like they've got us cornered. We can't run over 'em and we're out of ammo. Our typical racial and political invective ain't gonna work in this durned parliamentary democracy. We're just gonna have to call in our lawyers and sue their asses!
Ain't the US grand?
Girls, stop fitting!!! Its OK to be different! Lets get together and we will stop fcuking Russians from taking over NF!!! I am taking my grandfather's AK-47 with me!!!! I am attaching pic of me and my friend AK-47.
Does this have anything to do with the Drag Queen post?
Drug Queens under control!
That's Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. She is our ceremonial head of government. If you get in trouble with the law while you're in Canukistan, you're gonna answer to her!
And whatever you do, don't make fun of her hats!