The ugliest PRODUCTION bike ever. Photos.

Discussion in 'Old's Cool' started by jehu, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. Airhead Wrangler

    Airhead Wrangler Adios Mexico

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    the pantah TL was no looker either:

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    Another great angle of Ducati's Indiana:

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    "Fuck yeah, brother. See'ya in Sturgis."
  2. Mista Vern

    Mista Vern Knows all - tells some.

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    I've seen pics of the new bikes showing at Milan and there is no bike on this thread so far that can be any uglier than most of them. :puke2
  3. MZRider

    MZRider Neo-Luddite

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    +1
  4. efendi

    efendi somehow

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    I guess, BMW is the leader of the pack. How do they do it?
  5. summerman

    summerman Adventurer

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    I love these. But I love vespas, pc800s etc. Very retro cooooool.:norton:clap:eek1
  6. RedRocket

    RedRocket Yeah! I want Cheesy Poofs

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    I have a new neighbor and his garage must be packed because he leaves his 1200 Madura in the driveway.
    At some point I'll likely offer him a few hundred for it. I've owned ugly bikes before, and I'm not afraid of Maduras.
  7. Joe Shimano

    Joe Shimano Been here awhile

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    About three years ago I won this...


    Of all the bikes Honda puts out, it had to be this one.
  8. telejojo

    telejojo Been here awhile

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    That's awful.......................:puke1
  9. 16VGTIDave

    16VGTIDave blame Reaver...

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    Good to hear you didn't pay for that, that... Ugly bike!


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  10. MacNoob

    MacNoob piney fresh

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    OK, you win.
  11. DomEOD

    DomEOD 'murica

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    I don't know what that is but, I want one in black and another in white. And then tons of scrap metal so I can make a B.A. MadMax type bike!
  12. mwood7800

    mwood7800 Banned

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    BMW 1200c and cl. Just an ugly piece of rolling shit.
  13. AndrewT

    AndrewT Been here awhile

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    Looks like a late-model Goldwing.
  14. Steve G.

    Steve G. Long timer

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    Yeah,,,,,this one for the win!!!!!!!!! Holy fuck, what were they thinking??
  15. Airhead Wrangler

    Airhead Wrangler Adios Mexico

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    Oh I'll see that and raise you this:

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    Apparently there isn't a single angle that makes this turd look good.
  16. MacNoob

    MacNoob piney fresh

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    You can say that about pretty much any Victory product.
  17. R85/8

    R85/8 Been here awhile

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    Nup. A couple of simple mods and they're great dirt road cruisers.

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    I was in Oz last year for a few months and did 10,000k on one. Handles well on rough surfaces. I sold it when I left and now regret it. I'd have another. Best BMW I've ever had out of 7.
  18. JerryH

    JerryH Banned

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    The original V-Max was gorgeous. I can't believe they completely destroyed it, then doubled the price.

    About all it takes to ugly up almost any bike is to put those short stubby mufflers on it. I can't help but wonder where that fad came from, hopefully it doesn't last to long.
  19. BOOTLACE

    BOOTLACE Bikie Scum.

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  20. RedRocket

    RedRocket Yeah! I want Cheesy Poofs

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    That qualifies.