The USA on 40 bucks a day...

Discussion in 'Epic Rides' started by Vance, Oct 20, 2004.

  1. cyberdos

    cyberdos Easy Bonus Loop

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    that is one ugly toe nail.

    keep yer head up Vance.
  2. BRad704

    BRad704 Journeyman

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    What an amazing adventure and great thread to document it all. This has made me really want to do a road trip... Like... NOW. :evil

    I'm sorry to hear about you and Jenny. I've been through that twice and I know you aren't looking for advice, so I'll leave that topic alone.

    Lots of bikes to be had, good luck with wherever and however you get on down the road. :freaky
  3. larryboy

    larryboy Chopper Rider

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    Holey crap, it's you!!! :huh :clap


    Wanna go camping? Come on out, you can ride my 1150 if you remember how and we'll go soak in a hot tub out in the desert.:deal
  4. BeemerChef

    BeemerChef Wandering Homeless

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    Hey Vance... Glad to see you here. Closing in on 7 years full time on the road with Spirit. No divorce when it comes to unconditional love from him!
    Get a Dog... a must.

    [​IMG]

    Stay well, Ara and Spirit
  5. Hodgo

    Hodgo TWIN Cylinder ADV

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    Good Read Vance, But how did you end up with the $40 a day target mate ?
  6. MaddBrit

    MaddBrit Now officially a Yank.

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    Good to see you posting again, buddy.

    :thumb

    Sorry about the divorce, but $hit happens and you are really good peeps.

    Looking forward to some more tales from the road.

    :freaky

    No more pics of your junk in the sink in Mexico though ok.

    :lol3

    :kisskisskiss
  7. Smithy

    Smithy Avoiding the Skid-Demon

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    Raise your hand if you remember seeing that, unprepared, burned into memory forever.


    :y0!

    :hide
  8. toothy

    toothy Grin

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    Can. Not. Erase. From. Memory.


    :lol3


    Keep on truckin', Vance. :D
  9. Lobby

    Lobby Viel Spass, Vato!

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    Glad to see you're Vance again, not that dumb Cornfed guy. :nod

    :lol3


    :wave

    Hope to see you on the road, Vance. Been a long time
  10. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones AdventureDeficitDisorder

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    The road heals all.

    Giddyup Vance! You're bringing the oldtimers outta the woodwork.:wink:


    I'll start the couch surfing offers. I'm 15 min. from Baja...
  11. MaddBrit

    MaddBrit Now officially a Yank.

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    PS you have free lodging and grub when you pass through Dallas.

    :freaky
  12. Gorilla King

    Gorilla King Dobar Skorz!

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    Vance!!! :clap Head west damn it!
    You get to northern Nevada we have a guest room withe it's own bath.
    Sorry about the divorce. Love your attitude.

    Keep on trucking.
  13. MoBill

    MoBill Smiles when says dat

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    :wave

    Good to see you.

    Present: :lurk
  14. dan-c

    dan-c Back

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    Man, just like Travels with Charile meets On The Road. Or something.

    Got room in San Antonio too man.


    :lurk
  15. DireWolf

    DireWolf Knees in the Breeze

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    Holler if you make it to the PNW.
  16. Gun Smoke

    Gun Smoke Banned

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    What's up with the dildo in the brief case?

  17. dan-c

    dan-c Back

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    I hope you know Vance and are friendly with him. If not you're liable to end up crumpled like a piece of used kleenex next to that 'dildo' :uhoh
  18. CDillard

    CDillard Team Kattouf

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    :rofl

    :lol3
  19. Tork

    Tork Pinsetter

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    Along with a bottle of Purell :eek1

    Hi Vance :wink: wishing you all the best .
  20. Gun Smoke

    Gun Smoke Banned

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    I was helping a buddy move his older sister into a new apartment when I was about 19. We were rummaging through some of her boxes and found a big old black rubber dildo. This thing was like 16 inches long. It was freaking gross. My buddy had like a 1990 Nissan Sentra that was always really messy. I put that dildo on the dash of his rear window. For about two weeks people were honking and pointing and laughing. Giving him really weird looks. He said for weeks he was wondering what the hell was going on. Well he was pumping gas and saw that 16 inch dildo in his back window and went berzerk. He literally wanted to kill me. He said a couple people were looking when he grabbed it off the dash and threw it in the floorboard. True Hilarity