Tiger Woods?

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Bongolia, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. OuttaMyWay

    OuttaMyWay I shook his hand!!!!1!!

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    "Look up ahead, Sergio. See that? It's the future. Years from now, I'll STILL be right behind you, both hands on your shoulders. Like in the joke."
  2. skwidd

    skwidd where does this lead?

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    Sergio, what gives?

    You're the one fucking Greg's daughter and yet he hates me.

    He don't like fried chicken either?


  3. linkweewee

    linkweewee tantum quantum

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    If there is a golf God out there, Tiger and Sergio will be paired this year in a final round somewhere and it will be televised and Tiger, in the middle of the round while waiting for a green to clear, will pull out some fried chicken from his bag and eat it while they're waiting.
  4. Lobby

    Lobby Viel Spass, Vato!

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    Or watermelon.
  5. Beamklamp

    Beamklamp Velvet Burrito

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    Izzat waycist?
  6. Lobby

    Lobby Viel Spass, Vato!

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    I needed a smilie in my thread.

    :D
  7. linkweewee

    linkweewee tantum quantum

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  8. Huzband

    Huzband Team Dirt

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    And still, no one will care.

    There is golf, & then there are sports.
  9. skwidd

    skwidd where does this lead?

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    Channeling John Daly again. :lol3
  10. Norhasken

    Norhasken Tryin' to find my way

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    I guess NBC can't find American commentators that can speak English to blather during the Open. The Kiwi is a mess. :fpalm
  11. Lobby

    Lobby Viel Spass, Vato!

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    ALL, and I mean ALL golf coverage sucks nowadays. They all try to create drama where drama doesn't exist.

    I put the TV on mute when I watch golf. It's the only way I keep my sanity.
  12. Norhasken

    Norhasken Tryin' to find my way

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    Well, I just muted it when Colin came on. They are desperate, if he is on.
  13. Lobby

    Lobby Viel Spass, Vato!

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    I'll watch tomorrow. It's gonna hurt, I'm sure.

    Plus the U.S. Open has a bunch more commercials than the Masters. Ugh...
  14. skwidd

    skwidd where does this lead?

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    The multiple channels on Directv are awesome, never have to see a commercial.
  15. linkweewee

    linkweewee tantum quantum

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    The dude yelling 'Fried Chicken' when Sergio was teeing off was pure class.
  16. Norhasken

    Norhasken Tryin' to find my way

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    Well, that sucked.
  17. bobobob

    bobobob badbadbad

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    +1

    Especially after that unbelievable eagle.
    What a roller coaster ride on those last few holes.
    Must've been a crushing experience for Phil.
  18. Bongolia

    Bongolia stop acting

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  19. Lobby

    Lobby Viel Spass, Vato!

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    Darn tootin'. :deal
  20. viajero

    viajero Too old to be a nOOb

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    Tiger's Majors drought continues.