Tiger Woods?

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Bongolia, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. knybanjo

    knybanjo kinda slow

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    I think he swerved to miss the neighbors dog.

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  2. dtysdalx2

    dtysdalx2 PITA but useful

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    Yep, should have used the driver. Instead he sliced into the woods...:lol3
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  3. DominicDomingo

    DominicDomingo axe me anything

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    racists.
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  4. Icewalker

    Icewalker Conundrum

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    I guess it wasn't the caddy that zigs
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  5. barnyard

    barnyard Verbal tactician Super Moderator

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    phonics????
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  6. Drif10

    Drif10 Accredited Jackass

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    Toonces!

    Knew that cat was nothing but trouble.
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  7. Icewalker

    Icewalker Conundrum

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    Well I did tell you guys it was roid rage ....
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  8. Retro

    Retro Just the Facts Ma'am Super Moderator

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    I guess he just wanted to putter around the neighborhood for a while.
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  9. scfrank

    scfrank Old farts riding club.

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    I heard he is a muslim and a socialist also.
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  10. MikeinSA

    MikeinSA Long timer

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    :lol3 :lol3 Ha, ha...I loved Toonces!! We need to start an old SNL stuff thread. There was some seriously funny stuff back in the day.
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  11. potatoho

    potatoho Cheese and Rice!

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    Hope he repaired the divot
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  12. wxwax

    wxwax Excited Member

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    If in fact they did have a fight, the accident might well have changed their feelings. She broke out the rear window with a golf club to get him out and was tending to him when the services arrived.
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  13. scfrank

    scfrank Old farts riding club.

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    I'm glad that when I have an emotional faux pas it doesn't make national news.
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  14. Manuel Garcia O'Kely

    Manuel Garcia O'Kely Back at last

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    I wish Tiger no harm and not to be snarky, but IIRC, he's paid BIG $$$ to flog Buick, right? WTF is he doing in an Escalade? That's like Michael Schumacher driving a Porsche....

    2 AM, man's a night owl.
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  15. wxwax

    wxwax Excited Member

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    Yeah, except he's not. He likes to play early, early in the day. His routine, even when not in a tournament, starts early.

    scfrank, I agree. I was thinking... if you or I were to storm out and go to a motel for the night, no-one would notice. With him, there's a chance of a call to the National Enquirer.
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  16. DELTATANGO

    DELTATANGO Motorcyclist and Dog Walk

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    He hit a rough spot.
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  17. swingset

    swingset Got the knack.

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    Just his black half.
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  18. DELTATANGO

    DELTATANGO Motorcyclist and Dog Walk

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    He's lost his grip.
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  19. CGH

    CGH Polluting the ether

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    That's what she is saying ... now. :deal
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  20. TorqueWrench

    TorqueWrench Obsolete and Ugly

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    No question, this guy is one of the best ever, but it kills me that our culture gloats over athletes and Hollywood types. Were they giving us station break updates on national TV when Stephen Hawking nearly died last year? Not hardly. Fer' Christ sake, this guy makes more money than God. If he never played another game of golf, he'd be hard pressed to spend all of his money, even burning it to heat his house. Glad he apparently isn't hurt. It's just the whole media frenzy-hero worship thing that gets me. :huh
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