Tiger Woods?

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Bongolia, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Bubba Satori

    Bubba Satori Finding my way home

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    A big wood for a booty call?
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  2. OU812

    OU812 Legend in my own Mind!

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    Just face the fact that he is what he is....A man.
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  3. DELTATANGO

    DELTATANGO Motorcyclist and Dog Walk

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    And a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
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  4. OU812

    OU812 Legend in my own Mind!

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    We do.:deal
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  5. wxwax

    wxwax Excited Member

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    :lol3

    The cut on his head reads Titleist.
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  6. wxwax

    wxwax Excited Member

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    I wonder if he can afford the upkeep for more than one car? :evil

    Now that you mention it, I wonder if he does have a Buick in the garage.
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  7. brents347

    brents347 Trusting my Cape...

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    Tiger and Buick parted ways a couple of months ago. Something about Buick's parent company being in the shitter or something like that...

    I recall hearing that Buick will no longer sponsor PGA tourneys anymore either so no more Buick invitational.
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  8. scfrank

    scfrank Joe the Rider.

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    What motel are we going to?
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  9. wxwax

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    What can you afford? :deal

    :lol3
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  10. yater

    yater Long timer

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    I heard about this several times today. As long as he wasn't driving drunk, I don't care what he was doing out at 2am. He's an adult. Surely he can afford to fix a fire hydrant and the neighbor's tree. It is funny that he was driving a cadillac.
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  11. toothy

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    This is not a fairway to treat a man in the rough.
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  12. andruboz

    andruboz Serial overfiller

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    thats what i'm thinking. she whupped his ass with the pitching wedge and staged the accident to cover up her handiwork.
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  13. demononthebrakes

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    Ok heres my 2 cents and I am somewhat qualified to offer up these couple of pennies BECAUSE
    1. I was a traffic homicide investigator for 12 years in Fla
    2. I used to hold a USGA 8 handicap until I gave the fuggin game up and started riding motorcycles
    3. I beat Payne Stewart in a 9 hole putting contest many years ago at a private country club in Fla that I worked at and he was the club's PGA pro. LOL
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    The latest report is that Tiger was LEAVING his home in the wee hours of the morning.
    Lets all understand that yours, mine/our driveways are NOT like Tigers ie: his is probably 3 times as long as a normal rich persons is.
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    The significance there is that the operator trying to leave same can (if desired:pain ) build up a fair bit of speed while leaving.
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    The media is now saying that his wife took a golf club and smashed out the rear window to get him out.
    Hmmmm?
    Why would she choose to smash out the back glass to get him out of a 5-7 person SUV?:confused
    Maybe she wasnt smashing out the back glass to help him get out, maybe she was smashing out the back glass in an effort to get her point across as he was trying to leave?????:bash

    My prediction is that there was a dispute inside Camelot and Tiger was trying to jet the crib to defuse the situation when little Mrs "Why Did You Make Me Sign A Prenup" went ballistic on the fleeing SUV.

    We shall see.:mulie
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  14. CGH

    CGH Polluting the ether

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    Post #59 :deal
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  15. wxwax

    wxwax Excited Member

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    That's right, blame the woman. He's faultless.
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  16. wxwax

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    Cops said less than 30mph, no airbags deployed.
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  17. Dr. Horrible

    Dr. Horrible easy to make

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    This story, as it has been officially told so far, stinks to high Heaven. Check out this link : http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bk-tiger-woods-accident,0,1369881.story
    Nothing about the official story makes sense, when you look at the photo in the Orlando Sentinel piece.

    First of all, how did Tiger hit both the hydrant and the neighbor's tree with enough force to cause serious damage to himself and the Escalade while leaving his own driveway ? Anybody here ever do anything like that? One doesn't ordinarily go fishtailing out of control when just leaving the house on a midnight Hagen-Dazs run to the local 7-11.

    Second, why was the back window of the Caddy broken out? Why not just bang one of the rear passenger windows and pop the locks? Seems a lot easier than smashing the rear windshield and crawling the length of the vehicle through broken glass (no reported injuries of any kind to Mrs. Woods) to free the driver.

    Third, how and why does Tiger end up on the ground outside the car after the crash? Any nitwit knows you don't move a potentially head/neck injured person without professional help unless absolutely necessary. As a licensed care-giver before she hit the lottery, Ms. Nordgeren would surely be familiar with these procedures. Even if she wasn't, how does a 115 lb. girl wrestle 210+ lbs. of unconscious dead weight out of an SUV without so much as getting her clothes dirty?

    This deal has "domestic dispute" written all over it, and then some. Seems to me that Tiger has grown tired of Swedish meatballs and has been looking for other things on the menu.
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  18. Bubba Satori

    Bubba Satori Finding my way home

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    I hate to draw any unwarranted conclusions, but I think Toothy drove the point home to a tee.
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  19. Norhasken

    Norhasken Tryin' to find my way

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    I bet he brought home the wrong diapers and the wife got pissed.
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  20. ysr612

    ysr612 Long timer

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    blame the woman for the violence not the starting the argument.

    I have no knowlege of this but all I saw in his post was hypthetical blame of esclating to violence.
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