Triad Urban and Recreational Dirt Slingers (TURDS)

Discussion in 'Southeast, The Lair of the Dragon - The Blue Ridge' started by Wladziu, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Wladziu

    Wladziu Been here awhile

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    NORTH CAROLINA!
    Yes, open to name changes.

    Looking for folks around Greensboro, Winston, and Burlington for trail riding, dual sporting, alleysweeping, etc.
    If you mention trailering to Uharrie and nothing else...May a scurge visit your family in the night.

    I've been riding the area, year-round, for 3+ years now, and I've seen two people with knobbies. Ridiculous.

    Respond or bring shame to your forefathers.:gerg
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  2. Wladziu

    Wladziu Been here awhile

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    Nice.
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  3. lostmarbles

    lostmarbles Long timer

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    i'd like to get out and do some ds riding but not sure i have the right bike for it:D
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  4. lgajohnymac

    lgajohnymac (*)

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    Baaaahh aha ahahahhahahahaha! Turds. And I wanted to name the middle of the state taints :lol3
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  5. Scotty P

    Scotty P Funny Like a Clown

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    I like your name.........:clap


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    SMIBs waving a hand:wave
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  6. Wladziu

    Wladziu Been here awhile

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    Sure. Or a steaming pile.

    Merry Christmas, pervs. Enjoy your offspring, flatscreens, or whatever you're partial to.



    IHOP for waffles and coffee whenever anyone's interested.
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  7. FishHunt

    FishHunt slow poking...

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    How do you pick between them all? Draw names from a hat or just ride the one with most gas?

    <>< Fish
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  8. Jake Mountain

    Jake Mountain Been here awhile

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    I'm a bit west of Turdville but I do work for a company out of Winston-Salem, happy to make the trek east for some riding. Of course theres some pretty good riding to the west:evil
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  9. Wladziu

    Wladziu Been here awhile

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    What is this "west" you speak of?
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  10. aplscrambles

    aplscrambles WNC trail addict

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    Asheboro here, there are a few places to d/s down this way.
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  11. FishHunt

    FishHunt slow poking...

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    Maybe the moon and stars will line up just right and I will get a small dual sport this coming year. A 4 day hospital stay and medical care ate all my dual sport money in 2011. If that happens I'll be sure to join in on some triad DS riding.

    <>< Fish
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  12. Wladziu

    Wladziu Been here awhile

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    Great!

    I have a broken rib, a healing sternum, and a major femur contusion with a hairline break. The other driver just bought me a Husky TE310...try to keep up. :evil
    I can sell you an 09 Kawi Versys with farkles and semi-knobbies for....oh...$3500. Make payments on it or whatever. Damn near mint...its too shiny for me.
    http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17594918#post17594918

    BTW,
    Whining in the 1st Degree is punishable by wearing of a tutu. Or bringing stolen Truck Nutz for my collection.


    Stitches are for bitches. I carry a skin stapler.
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  13. SidewinderX

    SidewinderX Hey, watch this!

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    Check out the NW North Carolina thread for a "West"erly ride. Trying to organize something for Jan 1st.
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  14. Wladziu

    Wladziu Been here awhile

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    Hey! Keep your crap in your own section!

    Haven't even gotten this one off the ground yet. Barging in like you own the place.... This is my TURD bowl.

    Maybe I'm planning an alleysweeper to steal Truck Nutz in 3 cities on New Years!
    Mr. SidewinderX with your...sidewinder ways...
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  15. Cpl.Steve

    Cpl.Steve swilkins

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    Greetings everyone,

    Please add me to your rider list! My name is Steve....38 yo. Married with 2 kids. Love to ride on the weekends and do longer trips on occassion. (DR650, ZRX1200, ACE750). I live just south of Graham in the Eli Whitney community.

    Thanks!
    Steve
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  16. Wladziu

    Wladziu Been here awhile

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    So....

    Instead of spending $10k on liposuction for my wife...
    I bought a new Husky, a GPS, more riding gear, bike parts, a hiking pistol, and assorted camping gear.


    Since I've known her, I've been through two wars (Kosovo and Iraq). Gotten a college degree with full honors. Gone to six med school interviews. And beat PTSD.

    While she was eating chocolate cake and watching vampire fags till she starts snoring.









    Don't need you weiners, either.
    I'm going on a f-ing adventure.
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  17. FishHunt

    FishHunt slow poking...

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    I think this is the single best post I have read on ADV. It sounds like you are ready for and in need of an adventure. I damn well hope you enjoy the ride! :ricky

    <>< Fish
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  18. aplscrambles

    aplscrambles WNC trail addict

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    Good stuff, I hear ya! :lol3
    Vampire fags="twilight" movies?
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  19. Cpl.Steve

    Cpl.Steve swilkins

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    Nice!
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  20. Gene1956

    Gene1956 Adventurer

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    Hey TURDS, I'am here in Ramseur. Lets get a ride together. We should meet some Sunday morning maybe around Liberty for coffee and ride around the countryside. I have just picked up a nice 1981 Honda XL500 with big knobbes on it. I have rode it about 100miles so far and I like it. I want to take it off road alittle. I race alot of hare scrambles on weekends but I will let that go for a dual sport ride ever now and then. Thanks, Gene
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