Triumph Tiger 800

Discussion in 'British Beasts: Triumph Tigers' started by ScrambDaddy, Jul 12, 2010.

  1. G-Funk

    G-Funk That ... Umm ..... "Dude"

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    Fuckin' A !!!!!!!!!

    It comes with your own personal dwarf sherpa ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I didn't know that !!!!!!!!!!

    Shit ...... I gotta call Marge ......

    G.
  2. NoPoChicken

    NoPoChicken CSMC

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    Mista Vern, I was out riding in your neck of the woods today and couldn't help but notice between a few buildings in Yamhill a huge sign that said "Home of the Tigers". Are you hiding something?
  3. bumblebee1

    bumblebee1 All bikes are dirt bikes

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    I want a Babel fish with mine.
  4. Mista Vern

    Mista Vern Knows all - tells some.

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    I'm not supposed to say anything, so this is just between you and me, OK? Where you saw the sign is where the portal to Middle Earth is. The dwarves are really fond of Zippy's pizza and like to come up after work for a few slices and some great locally produced Fire Mountain Brewery beers. :1drink
  5. nomosnow

    nomosnow Been here awhile

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    Where did the "real thread go ?? Here is a picture anyway.

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  6. Captain Beardylocks

    Captain Beardylocks travelling beardo

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    my understanding was that the bike wasn't 'real' in the mathematical/numerical sense anyway. It's totally irrational.
  7. AGAZ

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    [​IMG]

    This photo is real, but in a totally unrelated matter I definitely need to learn how to use photoshop.
  8. NoPoChicken

    NoPoChicken CSMC

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    Well that does make sense, given it's proximity to nice twisties and gravel. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
  9. Mista Vern

    Mista Vern Knows all - tells some.

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    Well, that was, indeed, lacking but I think we got the idea and that's the main thing, right? :clap

    In an unrelated bit of news relative to the photoshop debacle (see above), I spoke to a high ranking clergy of a religion I promised not to divulge, and he said that parts of ancient writings ignored by Second Council of Nicea fortold that every time a starter button is thumbed on the new TT 800 DS, a sick child would be made well again.
  10. Keithy

    Keithy Chaotically Keith

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    Booted to Jo Momma....only thread left is this one. "Reference the Slow Walkers" first participle < That's a clue.
  11. tsak8

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    Did you by any chance happen to catch it on video?the last moments of Terminator would be nice to remember!
  12. tsak8

    tsak8 Adventurer

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    Greetings Mista!
    Can your source confirm rumors about great historical personalities brought back to life for the launch event?
  13. Johnny Dakar

    Johnny Dakar Fuckin' Smartass

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    Has anyone posted the pic from this month's issue of Bike yet?
  14. Mista Vern

    Mista Vern Knows all - tells some.

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    Sources allege that records kept by various geneological sites world-wide have been downloaded in order to assure complete coverage of historical personalities of all nations and tribes. Where oral history is the mainstay of this information (eg.g, North Americal aboriginal peoples) technology approriate assimilation of said data is being collected.

    Furthering this effort, and assuring validity of the research, a risk analysis matrix has been developed using a 10-point Likert scale assessing over 100 variables per person.

    That is all I can say about this at the moment.
  15. 996DL

    996DL Buell me

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    They're both currently functioning as online IQ tests now, nothing up on the graph yet...

    996DL
  16. tsak8

    tsak8 Adventurer

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    Nicely put!
    Adding useful information..
  17. Butters

    Butters Kwyjibo

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    The Terminator comparison is fitting . . .

    Apparently, much like SkyNET in Terminator, the Tiger 800 became self-aware during the final stages of beta testing. But rest assured, Tiger 800 is not vengeful like SkyNET. Tiger 800 will let all the humans live so they can enjoy motorcycling peacefully - as it should be.

    (* However, Tiger 800 has genetically engineered a small army of Unicorns for the sole purpose of finding people who litter and stabbing them in the a$$. Tiger 800 REALLY dislikes litterbugs. Look, I'm not judging, I'm just repeating what I heard - and the T800 just doesn't take kindly to littering).
  18. Ko

    Ko Observant as never

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    Where? There's no room for that ...


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  19. markbvt

    markbvt Long timer

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    New spy pic:

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    --mark
  20. mousitsas

    mousitsas Long timer

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    looks like a rat bike, unless there are parts missing :huh