Damn HB, you don't kid around. This is a most excellent and exciting ride report. Nice to experience before my pc screen. I feel compelled to mention and for the benefit of others (Not that you were in any condition given your duress at the time) you'll recall there's risk to causing frame damage when trailering - strapped down firmly against sidestand or centerstand down. Egads! Such a dangerous place to breakdown and no where to hide. Been there and done that and cringe has I reflect upon and how it must have been for you. You handled this great!