Ural Performance Parts

Discussion in 'Shiny Things' started by krampus, May 20, 2009.

  1. krampus

    krampus get lost

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    I'd like to take this opportunity to quote the entirety of the Performance Parts section on the Ural website...



    -Flat Black Mufflers (set of 2)
    -Universal magnetic drain plug (works in oil pan, transmission and final drive)



    Makes the Ducati Performance catalog seem a bit fussy.
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  2. Flood

    Flood F5lood.

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    Ural performance part no. 0003:

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    1. push over ledge.

    2. enjoy acceleration.
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  3. DirtDabber

    DirtDabber cultural illiterate

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    Just strap a KLR to it. :1drink
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  4. Vance

    Vance On my meds...

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    If I ever buy a Ural...I'm gunna have to ride it here to have any fun:
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  5. wannaklr

    wannaklr Long timer

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  6. P B G

    P B G Long timer

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    Performance enhancement to a ural is like putting nitrous into a 1970's volve.

    Why would you want to do it?

    I suppose grafting a VW bug engine would actually be somewhat of an enhancement if you could change the rear end ratios a bit to take advantage of it.
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  7. snoid

    snoid 100% Okie

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    just jump in the sidecar, bitches. that'll change your mind.

    oh wait, vance, you won't fit.

    me
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  8. Buccleuch

    Buccleuch I'm just a bean, trying to get some sleep...

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    Isn't that an oxymoron of some kind??


    :wink:


    WA.
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  9. Mulekick

    Mulekick 2.7 on Fu Man Chu

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  10. Xeraux

    Xeraux Archvillain

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    :photog

    Okay, I actually "laughed out loud" at that.

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  11. krampus

    krampus get lost

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    You have to. I love Ducatis...I own one and sell them for a living. The Ducati Performance catalog is a couple hundred pages long, filled with beautiful photos of upgrades that border on eroticism for any gearhead.

    You gotta love a company, however, that considers dull paint and magnets as performance.
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  12. Motomedic

    Motomedic Over-caffienated Raconteur

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    "Ural Performance"

    "Military Intelligence"

    "Jumbo Shrimp"


    Sensing a trend here? :D
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  13. Xeraux

    Xeraux Archvillain

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    I love Ducatis. And that is exactly why I will not ride one. :lol3

    It was your wording. The "a bit fussy" was an absolutely masterful understatement.
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  14. dirtydeeds

    dirtydeeds I'm alive.

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    You forgot the "wooden floor mat"

    The Red Army can not compete without wooden floor mats.
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