Utards whos riding what

Discussion in 'The Rockies – It's all downhill from here...' started by frog, May 22, 2008.

  1. ferg you sun

    ferg you sun Been here awhile

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    I have lived in wy for almost a year now and havent seen one damn sheep... and after the women I have seen I sure as hell hope I can find one soon. :lol3 My friends even gave me some velcro gloves when I left UT but they have been sitting on the dash collecting dust... need to go ride in Montana to get lucky I think..
  2. Roostre

    Roostre Discombobulated

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    :rofl
  3. frog

    frog Long timer

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    I know Daniel is heading down and I think dumbgirl is. I may go down there but won't be racing so ill want to do some riding. Last year that race cost me an engine from the water crossings.
  4. ten_fiver

    ten_fiver Long timer

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    There were once two cowboys, one from Utah and the other from Wyoming, riding the range when suddenly they came upon a poor sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

    Well, the temptation was too much for the Wyoming cowboy and he quickly leapt from his horse and had his way with the sheep.

    Upon completing his dirty deed, he stepped back and asked his buddy from Utah if he wanted some.

    "You bet!" was his enthusiastic reply and he jumped down from his horse and stuck his head through the fence.

    :deal :lol3
  5. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    :lol3 :lol3 :lol3

    :poser :poser :poser
  6. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Well that explains why Infidels phone is always busy.
  7. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Sounds like a guilty lie to me.

    Fixt:D
  8. ten_fiver

    ten_fiver Long timer

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    :shog Busted!! :lol3 :lol3 :lol3
  9. terracruz

    terracruz Nor. UT adv rider

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    Yeah, the funny thing about WY is there really isn't that many sheep. I highly recommend the antelope though and since there are more antelope than people then it follows that there are far more antelope than available women under 200lbs in WY.

    Once you go antelope you never go baaahhhck.
  10. ten_fiver

    ten_fiver Long timer

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    Ok, seriously though. I have no idea what parts of Wyoming you guys have seen. Driving in Wyoming and not seeing a sheep is like visiting Utah and not seeing 1 mini-van with the stick figure family sticker on the window.
  11. ferg you sun

    ferg you sun Been here awhile

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    Speaking of guilty lies, the missionaries finally found me, stopped by tonight and I had to lie to them... told I was too busy cooking lamb chops so couldnt talk...:D
  12. terracruz

    terracruz Nor. UT adv rider

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    So, I'm actually relatively new to serious back-country riding, but I have done a bit of mountaineering and back-country skiing and plenty of other sports in the back-country.
    In these other sports like back-country skiing I've learned how to make a sled to carry your buddy out and the like. So, using gear at hand to find a solution.

    Are there any gear-at-hand kind of solutions for when your riding buddy get's messed up in the back-country and his bike has to be left behind?

    A couple of things that come to my mind are the following: (using parts from buddie's bike)
    -use one or more tubes (partially inflated) from the tires to help create a stabalization mechanism, possibly a cast or something similar
    -use some of the various tubing off of your buddies bike to make a tracheotome
    -use the seat and some rope to create a neck/back brace

    So, key problem with my ideas so far. No, easy way to haul out the messed up riding buddy. I guess two people would have to crash then I could build a rickshaw and make brshooter pull it. :D
  13. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Hey they have to eat too. Invite them in, serve it up and
    pour a couple beers maybe some coffee. They will skip all
    the boring stuff and get right to the Word of Wisdom lesson.:D
  14. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Thats a record of trophy hits. Once in a while you get a dog too.
  15. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    I've never had to actually do this. You could remove the kickstarter, assuming you're riding with Harcus, and beat them with it until the job is finished.:dunno
  16. ferg you sun

    ferg you sun Been here awhile

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    if its just you and your buddy riding you might be from wyoming, and even though you think that you cant quit him...

    I would think you got to stabalize him the best u can and leave him, so u can ride for help...
  17. terracruz

    terracruz Nor. UT adv rider

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    LOL. Pluric you are on a roll tonight and now I know why infidel's phone is always ringing.
  18. terracruz

    terracruz Nor. UT adv rider

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    I've been waiting for a gay cowboy reference from that show that came out a couple of years a go. Always thought it was an interesting choice to claim those gay cowboys in the movie were in WY given the Matthew Sheppard situation years a go.

    While there's some sheep in WY today in UT there is far more of those fucki*& stick figure family stickers which I don't get at all. I guess that way a pedophile has a readily available check list to use to be sure he gets all the kids. Welcome to Utah where bishops and and boy-scout leaders get an easy check list. Much easier than catching a sheep with those damn velcro gloves. :D

    Starskey, if you are lurking let me know how many sessions that training requires?
    I better start getting trained and geared up as spring will probably sneak up on me.
  19. dozer

    dozer Been here awhile

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    +1

    I'd like to take the class to.
  20. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Man, looking to do a little closer ride this Holiday weekend.
    The weather looks pretty crappy Sun, Monday.:waysad

    Could be a 5 Mile repeat. At least I don't have to drive 4-5 hours
    to be miserable.