Utards whos riding what

Discussion in 'The Rockies – It's all downhill from here...' started by frog, May 22, 2008.

  1. trackhead

    trackhead Utard Wankster

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    It's a place for showcasing next years products to retailers, that's about it.

    Or...if you're a wanna be sponsored athlete, a great place to wear thick knee pads and suck some dick in hopes of getting sponsored by some company for you to whore yourself for their gain. Then you'll find yourself whoring for a photog instead of skiing, standing around being a BITCH for a photog as they direct you to jump off large rocks, all in hopes that they, and you, will score the coveted "cover photo" of some shithole magazine.

    After all that, the payback is some skanky bitch in the bar who thinks you're rad, but she's already got some nasty herpetic ulcers waiting for you.

    Sum it up well enough?
  2. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Someone needs a hug. Maybe a Care Bear-o-gram.
  3. trackhead

    trackhead Utard Wankster

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    Stream of consciousness directly into the keyboard is all.
  4. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Yeah, sometimes self gratification just isn't enough, so I'm told.:augie
  5. Double Moo

    Double Moo lookin' for adventure

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    I go regularly - both the summer and winter sessions - my son gets me in. I have scored some great deals at times, but a lot of folks there don't really want to talk to you if your not a buyer for a major store. Quite a few shops will give you a proform code so you can order on line at wholesale prices.

    Hot chicks get mega swag for showing some cleavage!!

    I was looking at some nice back country packs for skiing a couple years ago - couldn't get the asswipe to even talk to me about them. Two huge tittied milfs walked up and before they even opened their mouths he grabbed 2 packs off the rack from under my nose and gave each of them one to carry all their other swag! As soon as they walked off he walked away instead of talking to me... This year I told my secretary she was gonna have to go with me... and skank it up a bit!!!

    Also, go on Sundays - many exhibitors will sell of their demos rather than ship them home. Got most of my good deals that way. Last summer I picked up and inflatable kayak for 50 cents on the dollar - cut the deal on Saturday but couldn't pick it up until they finished showing it off on Sunday - sweet for me!
  6. a1one

    a1one a1one-numero uno-saucy

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    I'm listening to two (hot) lesbians at the coffee analyzing gay literature stating that men are naturally aggressive! Maybe they're right? Just an observation.
    I didn't have to share this with you but since we spewing frustrations in this thread, why not?!
  7. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Pics?
  8. The Walrus

    The Walrus Gone and back again.

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    Been working on forks all day.......but .......... pics are available........:huh


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  9. a1one

    a1one a1one-numero uno-saucy

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    Two girls at coffee shop:clap

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  10. harcus

    harcus Long timer

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    Yeeeooowwwww - Man, I hear Sarah Palin is looking from some new talent to help put her best foot forward. You should apply! You have a way with words! :D


  11. a1one

    a1one a1one-numero uno-saucy

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  12. Trailtwister

    Trailtwister To the peak!

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    I'monna try that.
  13. trackhead

    trackhead Utard Wankster

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    Those photos look borderline illegal. Might want to add ten years, just to be safe and not end up on "To Catch A Predator".
  14. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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  15. The Walrus

    The Walrus Gone and back again.

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    Not plated....and way too orange..........:nono



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  16. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Had someone come in my office today and offer me a
    09 KLR 650 for $3K.

    $3 for an orange rattle can and I'm ready to roll.:D
  17. Trailtwister

    Trailtwister To the peak!

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    Whadayou guys think of the new Katoom 3fiddys? How does weight and power compare to the 450/ 530? Or to the 250/ 300 2smokes?
  18. a1one

    a1one a1one-numero uno-saucy

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    For Pluric's lets make a compromise when talking about orange eye candy!

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  19. a1one

    a1one a1one-numero uno-saucy

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    Orangey Oranges:norton
  20. GISkev

    GISkev wwfsmd?

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    You may notice a few of U tards (and/or TexTards) in these super vids that an inmate by the name of johnnok put together from ADV Front Page Candidates!

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