Utards whos riding what

Discussion in 'The Rockies – It's all downhill from here...' started by frog, May 22, 2008.

  1. GISkev

    GISkev wwfsmd?

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    No gps? :huh

    You may want to hit Notom Rd from just west of hanky to the Burr Trail to boulder, Hell's backbone Rd to Escalante, then Smoky Mtn Rd. to Big Water, then slab or something through Kanab (likely awesome dirt though) over to Zions...

    2 up Smoky Mtn Rd would be a bit of a rodeo in places...
  2. ES059MTK

    ES059MTK Adventurer

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    Hey thanks for the advice!!:clap
  3. frog

    frog Long timer

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    I hope your wife has a ass of steel or lots of cushion because the SE "passenger" seat has about 1/2 inch of padding.:lol3
  4. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Did someone say Airhawk?

    Nicely put Frog. You either just called his wife a hard ass or a fat ass.

    BTW which is it?:wink::D
  5. ES059MTK

    ES059MTK Adventurer

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    If I can take this
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    and ride over this
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    while she doin this
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    the whole way...
    Surley it isn't too much to take her
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    for 6-8 hours through some of the most beautiful scenery this country has to offer!

    Your concern for my wife is heartfelt, but frankly I was much more concerned with the misuse of my motorcycle.:asshat
  6. trackhead

    trackhead Utard Wankster

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    Pluric is a prankster. Get used to it if you're going to post in this thread.
  7. Roostre

    Roostre Discombobulated

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    Ass of steel has been verified. You have permission to proceed... :freaky:lol3.
  8. The Walrus

    The Walrus Gone and back again.

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    Your logic is sound, you have been heard, please enjoy both your wife and the ride.......:deal


    And be sure to post an exquisite ride report with lots more of these types of pics......:freaky :D
  9. frog

    frog Long timer

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    Obviously your skin isn't near as thick as the skin on your wife's rear. :dllama:lift:kat:baby:smile6
  10. ES059MTK

    ES059MTK Adventurer

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    Well said. I was just having a little fun:lol3
    still feeling this whole forum thing out, might have been just a bit out of hand in response:eek1
  11. GISkev

    GISkev wwfsmd?

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    Just buy a freaking GPS and we'll let this slide.
  12. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    How did I get drug into this? Simply by suggesting an Airhawk seat for that KTM board.

    ESO59MTK looks like the last thing you need is ass advice.:wink: I suck at ride advice so
    listen to Trackhead and GISKev they are trail savants.:thumb
  13. HickOnACrick

    HickOnACrick Groovinator

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    When playing with this group, it's best to leave your feelings (and your wives) at home...yes I said wives...they are Utards after all.

    If you get a GPS, I have a track you may be interested in that will take you from Hanksville to Boulder with some awesome scenery (pronounced ski-ner-ee, here).
  14. trackhead

    trackhead Utard Wankster

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    If Pluric had said that, it would not have been nearly as funny. But coming from you, who is usually pretty reserved, it's fucking hilarious.
  15. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Fixt.
    You forgot to quote the photos before responding. Seemed mandatory on that page.

    Some women will sit on anything for the right guy....:lol3

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  16. trackhead

    trackhead Utard Wankster

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    Barefoot and in the kitchen, I see.
  17. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Just needs "The Bump" to make it official.
    :D

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  18. ES059MTK

    ES059MTK Adventurer

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    Are all Utards this funny?:rofl:rofl I guess I had the wrong impression!!:huh

    Thanks but the moto fund has run dry for this year GPS will have to wait until spring. I want to put wife on SE not teach her how to stand up on the back of SE:D

    Look for Day RR in couple weeks titled: "Thick Ass Skin in Utard country"

    Thanks, Its good to know there are plenty of ______tards out there like myself!:lol3
  19. pluric

    pluric Gimpy Adventurer

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    Well it looks like you've found a solution to KTM butt. Plus you can count it as plural wives in one!

    You know it's true, everything is bigger in TexASS.:wink::D

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  20. trackhead

    trackhead Utard Wankster

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    That link I posted to riding in St. George is also the starting point for some awesome mountain bike only single track. If you have you're bike, ride there. Super fun.