Wanker South Florida Tour v3.0

Discussion in 'The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan' started by brewmann, Dec 10, 2012.

  1. Ginger Beard

    Ginger Beard I have no soul

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    No one said that this was a celebrity ride!!! :eek1 I LOVE Jack Black!!! Really cool to see that he's willing to help a fellow rider! :clap
  2. DM :-)

    DM :-) n00b

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    Barely, and thanks for your warm hospitality Paula.:wave

    jaydee, thanks for the invite. To Wankers and the rest of the posse, thanks for welcoming me again - great ride.:clap
  3. sanjoh

    sanjoh Purveyor of Light

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    After a short jaunt, we are in Everglades City, ready for stone crab.
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    Stone crab and assorted other crustaceans were consumed. It was great to meet everyone. On to loop rd. where this unsuspecting gator got the wanker treatment:rofl
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    Dade Corners break, just in time to see em shut down the place due to a "burning fuse". Must have been lost in translation.
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    Finally arrived at Casa Sanders around 11 pm, followed by quite the party:freaky

    Think I hit the sack about 2 while others imbibed in to the wee hours. The result:
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  4. sfront

    sfront Chaos in Motion

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    I know for a fact that this gator is at least $5 richer than he was before we got there!!!

    Delicate Man just about worn out...I'll introduce him to a 5 hour energy at Dade Corners..:1drink

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    Paula and "Don't you dare post this picture" Alice.........right.:ddog
    All cleaned up after someone dumped her in the sand........
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    I got up relatively early and was headed north but stopped to say goodbye to everyone.......
    Some were still sleeping........


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    I had a great time.
    Bike ran flawlessly, and it never hit the ground.
    Now I just have to clean her and do a little maintenance.
    Next up, Durhamtown!
    Rest up Dr.Z, rest up.
  5. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    A few too many Margarita's, Kamikaze's, Stella's, and a head cold = rough day on Sunday! :cry

    The ride and the camaraderie were 1st class though. :clap

    Steve will most likely wind up on the chit list with the wifey for posting that pic. You've been warned, Wanker! :lol3

    Here's some pics...

    Jaydee's mishap. A little birdie told me he was coming in on a 15mph curve at about 60, got skeered of an ernge, and dropped the Dirt Ninja but only after a triple somersault with a backflip to land a sub par 3. :huh wankers aren't allowed to score 10s on the count of it would require too much effort

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    DM decided to step on and break Jaydee's glasses due to the sub par score...

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    No worries, out came a set of John Lennon spectacles... fook, a couple of celebs did come on the ride... first it was Jack Black & now John Lennon came back from the dead

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    We're off again to meet the rest of the crew at the Arcadia Hess...

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    Arrival at about 10:45am in true <strike>wanker</strike> Cuban time style...

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    Sanjoh striking a pose...

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    A few of the other wankers along for the ride... Rob (aka Head)...

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    Steve (sfront)...

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    Pit stop along the route... some mechanical difficulties separated part of the group at this point. We waited for a while. Larry played a pickup B-ball game with the d00d whose yard we parked in front of... in his MX boots no less. :huh

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    Rendezvous point at Rib City in Immokalee...

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    Pics at the end of Oil Well Grade road... i had to lay 'er down at about 5mph due to the deep sand:rofl I don't think there were any pics soooo... it may not have happened. I also got the opportunity to flip Bruce off as I passed him. :ken

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    Arrival at the squares...

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    Kyle led a ride after this point through a nice trail to the first bridge. :clap Some of you FFs missed it. pussies :deal

    Sorry, no pics of Jane's Scenic (to busy trying to avoid all the f'n potholes). That road seems to have been in worse shape than when we rode it in April. :bluduh

    Only pic that came out on Loop road... at night...

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    Loop road at night with a full moon was awesome! :clap

    After loop road, we parted ways. Some headed West and a few towards the East. We arrived at Paula & John's at about 10pm, drank until 5am i think... i don't quite remember. :evil

    Left Sunday around 11am and arrived at about 8pm. :huh There was an issue with a KTM that took a few hours to resolve. :rofl

    Had a great time. Hope to do it again soon. :deal
  6. sanjoh

    sanjoh Purveyor of Light

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    The moon on loop road was amazing!

    Steve getting ready to head home
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    JD surprised his boot still fit, wondering where his smokes went:bubba
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    Damn look whos up (physically that is:D)
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    Getting ready to hit the road
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    And then the KTM bug bit. Clicky only, no start
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    Get it started and a few blocks down the road to the gas station and it begins to overheat, puking gas er I mean coolant:D DM assumes the position.
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    While others are deep in thought, who woulda thunk concrete could be so comfortable.
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    JD n I head off to find a battery, which we do, but it is the wrong size:becca We get the battery straightened out with Paula's help and head outta town towards Clewiston where we ate lunch or dinner can't remember, some great burgers and refreshments at Roland Martins tiki bar.

    After a few twists and turns we arrive at Casa sanjoh where the KTM is promptly but in it's place.:D
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    The weather was stellar all weekend, the company unsurpassed (even DM is coming around), thanks for a great time you wankers n bean flickers:clap
  7. jaydee1445

    jaydee1445 Footpeg Crash Tester

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    Mrs.Z doesn't seem too impressed with your sand skillz
    but who am I to talk smack

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    I should have double checked DM's strapping of the beast. Notice how it is on the center stand, straps straight down, and no front wheel chock. I started noticing a bang taking off from a stop so I checked it out when we found a safe place to stop. All straps loose and 2.5 ft skid marks on the trailer deck from the Scorpions sliding back and forth. How it didn't take a nap I'll never know.:lol3
    Must be my excellant driving style
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  8. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    I believe only a couple of peeps turned around on Oil Well Grade and they weren't riding 2 up. :augie
  9. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Jaydee's mishap. A little birdie told me he was coming in on a 15mph curve at about 60, got skeered of an ernge, and dropped the Dirt Ninja but only after a triple somersault with a backflip to land a sub par 3. :huh wankers aren't allowed to score 10s on the count of it would require too much effort

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    Sounds like typical Jaydee to me :evil
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  10. brewmann

    brewmann Been here awhile

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    This penis envy thing is really getting outta control.....:rofl
  11. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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  12. jaydee1445

    jaydee1445 Footpeg Crash Tester

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    Head was going to turn back alone and you FFs left the injured guy to ride sweep :flip




























    or maybe I begged him to to turn back so I had an excuse. it hurt like fuck to dab my left foot and you know I can't ride sand with out a dab or too
  13. jaydee1445

    jaydee1445 Footpeg Crash Tester

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    Ankle swelling is down 70% went to work today so all seems G.T.G. :ricky
  14. brewmann

    brewmann Been here awhile

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    uh-huh.

    Right.

    You shoulda gave him cash.....he told me whole story, about the hooker, the moonshine, the farm animals.....everything. He folded like a Guacamole tostada with extra cheese, extra beans, and sour cream..and maybe some fried onions....oh, and lotsa salsa....the fresh stufff, not that shitty bottled crap....


    Never trust a Ducati rider on an Adventure ride......


    I shoulda made you kiss my ass......:deal
  15. jaydee1445

    jaydee1445 Footpeg Crash Tester

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    You had your chance but weren't secure enough in your manhood to accept it :deal
    Bet you thought it was Queeer.
  16. Jack Daniel

    Jack Daniel See Ya At The Swamp

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    Now I know where "wanker" came from :rolleyes