WARPED 14 - April 5th, 6th, 7th & 8th, 2018 in Kernville, CA

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  1. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    The 14th Annual WARPED (Western Adventure Rider Party and Endurance Drinking) event is now open for registration!

    Registration link: https://goo.gl/forms/CE0Jj7z6dciWn8rp1

    Basic Info:
    What:
    Riding, drinking, eating, sleeping, etc.
    When: April 5th - 8th (for early birds) or April 6th - 8th (for the slackers).
    Why: Cuz it's fun.
    Who: Everyone who's anyone. Ample riding for dirt, street and nice campground if you just want to sit around and heckle the people who try to ride through their hangovers all weekend.
    Where: Mountain and River Adventures Campground
    15775 Sierra Way Kernville CA, 93238
    MRA'S website is here: http://www.mtnriver.com/
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    Attendance Prices:
    Thurs Night - Sun AM: $95
    Fri Night - Sun AM: $65

    What's Included:
    • Camping (shared sites). If you want your own site all to yourself, contact MRA and reserve something separately. If you want the site longer than is included in the rally price, also contact MRA separately to make your reservation.
    • Saturday Night Pizza Dinner. We won't ask for your cash like that cheap bitch, @Shunka
    • Beer, beer and more beer.
    • Raffle entry
    • Stickers
    • Did I mention beer?
    How to Register:
    1. Fill out this form: https://goo.gl/forms/CE0Jj7z6dciWn8rp1
    2. Make payment:
      1. Paypal - Make payment to https://paypal.me/Number8teen. Specify the same name or ADV handle you provided in the sign up form. Would appreciate an extra couple bucks added to cover paypal processing fees (2.9%).
      2. If you are too old to paypal, you can also send a check. PM @Number8teen or @rediRrakaD for addy.
      3. Note: You are not FULLY registered until payment is received.
    Silipints and Shirts:
    Separate ordering will take place for this once artwork is complete. Stay tuned. Theme is already chosen, and a few particular FF's from last year will appreciate it. :lol3

    Raffle:
    As per tradition, after dinner on Saturday there will be a raffle. Everyone who attends gets an entry into the raffle. See further post below for a list of items on deck

    The Cause:
    On Saturday night during the raffle, we will collect donations for the Stewards of the Sequoia (http://www.stewardsofthesequoia.org/) so bring a little cash Saturday if you'd like to donate. Rally funds surplus, if there is any, also goes to this cause.

    Camping:
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    Thurs Night: Sites 7-21 reserved.
    Fri/Sat Night: Sites 1-30 reserved.
    Campsites reserved for rally organizers: 16, 17, 21. Campsite 19 is party central. You might regret putting your tent there if you value sleep.

    If you are bringing an RV, you do so at your own risk. We will not be reserving or arranging a spot for you, so come early if you want to be able to park (and even then, the parking may be a challenge due to the arrangement of the sites and newly installed parking blocks). It's up to you to ask people to move their tents if there is no room and you should be skilled using reverse. If there isn't space for you, you're gonna have to park somewhere else!

    See you there, FF's!

    @rediRrakaD
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  2. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    Note: Attendance capped at 100.

    Green PAID text after your name = Paid and Fully registered here (https://goo.gl/forms/CE0Jj7z6dciWn8rp1)
    White = You've said you're coming but I don't got mah monies yet.
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  3. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    WARPED And Kernville, CA Information

    Kernville eats and drinks:

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    • Kern River Brewing
    • RiverKern General Store
    • Cracked Egg Cafe
    • Cheryl's Diner


    What's the riding like?

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    What's the rally like?


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  4. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    WARPED Rules

    1. No bitching
    2. See rule 1
    3. Dogs - If you bring your dog, plan to watch it and take care of it and pick up its shit. If there is dog shit left in any sites I will personally collect it and mail it to anyone who brought a dog - so dog owners, keep each other honest.
    4. Even if you're not staying at MRA, rally fees apply if you want to attend/drink beer/eat pizza, etc.
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    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    Other Business

    Entertainment:
    • I have it on good authority that @Shunka will be dancing upon request.

    Beer:


    Raffle Items:
    • Coffee beans! Roasted by an ADV inmate.
    • Motopumps airshot inflator
    • Dynaplug tubleless tire plugging tool
    • Gift certificates for Alaska Leathers sheepskin butt pad (any size, no customs)
    • Butler maps
    • Peet Boot Warmers/Dryers
    • Kriega Hydro 3 Pack
    • Kriega Kube Pocket
    Call for Help With Raffle Swag:
    If anyone knows/owns/works for any business that might be interested in donating items for the Saturday raffle, we'd love the help gathering up some good swag. Let's make it an epic year!
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  6. Shunka

    Shunka Supervision Required

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    WTF. IN.
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  7. Andrew

    Andrew Optimus Primer Super Moderator

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    Damn, and I was just going to ask if @Shunka would be there... but hell, put me IN anyway, I'll figure a way to work around it.
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  8. rediRrakaD

    rediRrakaD Whoopdie do

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    Awe shit, here we go again!
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    SpongeRob Been here awhile

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    dad2bike Retired! Cranky Old Fart

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  12. Shunka

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    If you're over 20ft it could be a tall order getting into a spot. They've made it better but it's still tight. We'll chat next week.
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    Don't forget to fill out the registration form linked in #1 post, guys!
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  14. Shunka

    Shunka Supervision Required

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    Let the cat herding begin! I'll watch from over here. :jkam
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    dad2bike Retired! Cranky Old Fart

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    I'm thinking a day ride to scout the area and make contact with the MRA people. I haven't been to Kern river area since my boy was in the scouts.

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    YakSpout Obstacle Allusion

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    Oh, hell yes.

    But there's no way I'm sharing a site with @Team Vegas again. He may have good taste in shirts, but he mocks my tent entry technique.
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    That reminds me we need to go shopping :nod
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    YakSpout Obstacle Allusion

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    Some people look good going into a tent, some look good coming out. On the other hand, some don't look good at all. It can't be helped...
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    dad2bike Retired! Cranky Old Fart

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    Thanks!
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