WARPED 14 - April 5th, 6th, 7th & 8th, 2018 in Kernville, CA

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  1. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    The 14th Annual WARPED (Western Adventure Rider Party and Endurance Drinking) event is now open for registration!

    Check In Details and Saturday Schedule:
    Upon arrival, if I'm in the party central site (#19), you can check in with me and receive your registration kit and any shirts/pints you ordered. If I'm not there, then check back later. :lol3 You do NOT need to check in before you set up camp, so feel free to do that first if you like. Details on what sites are available for which nights is below.

    CAMPSITE INFO:
    Thurs Night:
    Sites 7-21 reserved.
    Fri/Sat Night: Sites 1-30 reserved.
    Campsites reserved for rally organizers to park their big ass vehicles: 16, 17, 21.
    Site #18 will need to be left with space for Rolf from ROK straps to get his Sprinter size camper into it.
    Campsite 19 is party central. You might regret putting your tent there if you value sleep but you're welcome to.

    Dinner and Raffle on Saturday:
    Note: During the raffle, we will collect donations for the Stewards of the Sequoia so bring cash if you'd like to contribute!
    6-6:30PMish - Expect the arrival of the pizza dinner.
    7ishPM - Raffle time!
    745PM? - Adult raffle

    Registration link: https://goo.gl/forms/CE0Jj7z6dciWn8rp1
    Shirt and Silipint ordering link: Orders No Longer Being Taken. PM me to see if we have any extras.

    Basic Info:
    What:
    Riding, drinking, eating, sleeping, etc.
    When: April 5th - 8th (for early birds) or April 6th - 8th (for the slackers).
    Why: Cuz it's fun.
    Who: Everyone who's anyone. Ample riding for dirt, street and nice campground if you just want to sit around and heckle the people who try to ride through their hangovers all weekend.
    Where: Mountain and River Adventures Campground
    15775 Sierra Way Kernville CA, 93238
    MRA'S website is here: http://www.mtnriver.com/
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    Attendance Prices:
    Thurs Night - Sun AM: $95
    Fri Night - Sun AM: $65

    What's Included:
    • Camping (shared sites). If you want your own site all to yourself, contact MRA and reserve something separately. If you want the site longer than is included in the rally price, also contact MRA separately to make your reservation.
    • Saturday Night Pizza Dinner. We won't ask for your cash like that cheap bitch, @Shunka
    • Beer, beer and more beer.
    • Raffle entry
    • Stickers
    • Did I mention beer?
    How to Register:
    1. Fill out this form: https://goo.gl/forms/CE0Jj7z6dciWn8rp1
    2. Make payment:
      1. Paypal - Make payment to https://paypal.me/Number8teen. Specify the same name or ADV handle you provided in the sign up form. Would appreciate an extra couple bucks added to cover paypal processing fees (2.9%).
      2. If you are too old to paypal, you can also send a check. PM @Number8teen or @rediRrakaD for addy.
      3. Note: You are not FULLY registered until payment is received.
    Silipints and Shirts: Order Deadline: 3/10/2018
    Shirts and Silipints now available for order: Order deadline has passed.

    TShirt Design is the image below (white shirts this year). The Silipint design is not available yet, but it will be a modified version of the shirt design, so very similar.

    Shirts: $18 up to XL, $20 XXL+.
    Silipints: $12 per or $50 for 5 pack.

    If you want options not listed in the form, there is an "other" option for you to type in (buying multiple shirts, different sizes, etc.). You can also fill out the form more than once if preferred.

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    Raffle:
    As per tradition, after dinner on Saturday there will be a raffle. Everyone who attends gets an entry into the raffle. See further post below for a list of items on deck. Must be present to win!

    The Cause:
    On Saturday night during the raffle, we will collect donations for the Stewards of the Sequoia (http://www.stewardsofthesequoia.org/) so bring a little cash Saturday if you'd like to donate. Rally funds surplus, if there is any, also goes to this cause.

    Camping:
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    Thurs Night: Sites 7-21 reserved.
    Fri/Sat Night: Sites 1-30 reserved.
    Campsites reserved for rally organizers: 16, 17, 21. Campsite 19 is party central. You might regret putting your tent there if you value sleep. NOTE: Site #18 will be occupied with a camper from the ROK straps rep, although there should be tent space available in that site still.

    If you are bringing an RV, you do so at your own risk. We will not be reserving or arranging a spot for you, so come early if you want to be able to park (and even then, the parking may be a challenge due to the arrangement of the sites and newly installed parking blocks). It's up to you to ask people to move their tents if there is no room and you should be skilled using reverse. If there isn't space for you, you're gonna have to park somewhere else!

    See you there, FF's!

    @rediRrakaD
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  2. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    Note: Attendance capped at 100.

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    White = You've said you're coming but I don't got mah monies yet.
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    You'll be missed this year guys!:
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  3. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    WARPED And Kernville, CA Information

    Kernville eats and drinks:

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    • Kern River Brewing
    • RiverKern General Store
    • Cracked Egg Cafe
    • Cheryl's Diner


    What's the riding like?

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    What's the rally like?


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    Riding Resources:

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  4. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    WARPED 2018 Rules

    1. No bitching
    2. See rule 1
    3. Dogs - If you bring your dog, plan to watch it and take care of it and pick up its shit. If there is dog shit left in any sites I will personally collect it and mail it to anyone who brought a dog - so dog owners, keep each other honest.
      1. Note: If I remember, I will bring dog doo doo bags such that it will be very convenient for pup owners to clean up after their dogs.
      2. Note 2: Please follow any and all campground rules about dogs. Dogs must be leashed, cleaned up after immediately and attended at all times (don't leave to go riding with your dog in a tent/car/etc.). http://www.mtnriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Campground-Rules.pdf
    4. Even if you're not staying at MRA, rally fees apply if you want to attend/drink beer/eat pizza, etc.
    5. Follow all campground rules: http://www.mtnriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Campground-Rules.pdf
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  5. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    Other Business

    Entertainment:
    • I have it on good authority that @Shunka will be dancing upon request.
    Beer:

    Raffle Items:
    Call for Help With Raffle Swag:
    If anyone knows/owns/works for any business that might be interested in donating items for the Saturday raffle, we'd love the help gathering up some good swag. Let's make it an epic year!

    A special THANK YOU to vendors who have contributed raffle items for this year's rally:

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  6. Shunka

    Shunka Supervision Required

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    WTF. IN.
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  7. Andrew

    Andrew Optimus Primer Super Moderator

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    Damn, and I was just going to ask if @Shunka would be there... but hell, put me IN anyway, I'll figure a way to work around it.
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  8. rediRrakaD

    rediRrakaD Whoopdie do

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    Awe shit, here we go again!
    IN before that "other" Scott
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  9. SpongeRob

    SpongeRob Been here awhile

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  10. Team Vegas

    Team Vegas nonsense

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  11. dad2bike

    dad2bike Retired! Cranky Old Fart

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    Sent from the House of the Rising Sun
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  12. Shunka

    Shunka Supervision Required

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    If you're over 20ft it could be a tall order getting into a spot. They've made it better but it's still tight. We'll chat next week.
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  13. Number8teen

    Number8teen Uncompetent

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    Don't forget to fill out the registration form linked in #1 post, guys!
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  14. Shunka

    Shunka Supervision Required

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    Let the cat herding begin! I'll watch from over here. :jkam
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  15. dad2bike

    dad2bike Retired! Cranky Old Fart

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    I'm thinking a day ride to scout the area and make contact with the MRA people. I haven't been to Kern river area since my boy was in the scouts.

    Sent from the House of the Rising Sun
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  16. YakSpout

    YakSpout Obstacle Allusion

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    Oh, hell yes.

    But there's no way I'm sharing a site with @Team Vegas again. He may have good taste in shirts, but he mocks my tent entry technique.
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  17. Team Vegas

    Team Vegas nonsense

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    That reminds me we need to go shopping :nod
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  18. YakSpout

    YakSpout Obstacle Allusion

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    Your mall or mine?

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  19. Andrew

    Andrew Optimus Primer Super Moderator

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    Some people look good going into a tent, some look good coming out. On the other hand, some don't look good at all. It can't be helped...
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  20. dad2bike

    dad2bike Retired! Cranky Old Fart

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    Done- Payment Done-Note included & Extra added just cuz.

    Thanks!
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