Where is Mr. Brown Pants?

Discussion in 'Battle Scooters' started by R1150GSA, May 16, 2006.

  1. R1150GSA

    R1150GSA Saint "Alloy"sius

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    C'mon, UPS Guy. I don't have all day. I need to make my newest mod to Stella.

    This one's REALLY going to make that idiot BreadMan cry. He's going to cry and cry and cry like the scaredy baby that he is.

    C'mon Mr. Brown Pants. Get here already!
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  2. Srbenda

    Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina

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    Why hasn't it arrived?

    Where is your trivial little bit of bling?

    It has been absconded with! My Secret Agents have snuck in the dark of night to the UPS terminal and taken away your chrome horncast.

    It wouldn't have helped you anyway.

    I on the other hand, visited the Hallowed Halls of SCOMO today in Richmond, VA. We discussed in great detail the surgery for Stella. This will be a major event, not just a silly bit of bolt-on chrome.

    The only hint I'll give?

    Two words.

    Oversize & Bore.

    Figure that out SirStella-Not!

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  3. JohnTM

    JohnTM I suck toes

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  4. R1150GSA

    R1150GSA Saint "Alloy"sius

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  6. R1150GSA

    R1150GSA Saint "Alloy"sius

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    I knew you were a bromide, but I had no idea you were fat.
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  7. Srbenda

    Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina

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    So less than 24 hours left now til you get your little chrome bits?
    Will it require any soldering or crimping to install?


    Or will you be using Elmer's to install? :lol3
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  8. brockster

    brockster Despair & Repair Garage

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    Pinasco?

    DR?

    Please, not the malevolent Malossi. Well, I guess it just has to last long enough for a monk spanking...:evil
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  9. R1150GSA

    R1150GSA Saint "Alloy"sius

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    Today is the day. Soon, so very soon, Breadman will be sobbing, "why, oh WHY did I ever think I could be as cool as R1150GSA? WHY?!
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  10. R1150GSA

    R1150GSA Saint "Alloy"sius

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    What a disaster! My shipment arrived. Two boxes, identical items. Incorrect hardware for both. They're overnighting the correct hardware. Can you wait another 24 hours for your crying session, Breadman?
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  11. Srbenda

    Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina

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    A disaster indeed Sir Stella-Not. This whole escapade of blithering by you has indeed been embarassing.

    I think you are now blaming your incompetence on the company, instead of yourself.

    I am certain that you bought two chrome horncasts, and no Super Glue.


    Admit defeat, and end your silly charade.
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  12. brockster

    brockster Despair & Repair Garage

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  13. Srbenda

    Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina

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    Ohhhhh Sir Stella-Not!

    I was at the CVS tonight and picked these up for you. I think these will manage to hold the overwhelming flood that will descend from your bowels when you are finally confronted with the beasts that will emerge from my
    garage.

    [​IMG]


    My Silver Star Stella
    The Bad Black ET4

    Don't say you have not been warned Good Sir.
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  14. Srbenda

    Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina

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    So what excuse will you invent today?:lol2
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  15. brockster

    brockster Despair & Repair Garage

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    BreadMan, if your scooter is ready, then I declare you winner by default!:D
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  16. Srbenda

    Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina

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    And how shall I demonstrate it's prowess?

    Should I leave tire tracks on the posterior of Sir Stella-Not?

    Or perhaps do a series of artistic donuts in his front yeard?

    What can I do to show maximum scooter power?
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  17. Ngorongoro

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    :clap
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  18. R1150GSA

    R1150GSA Saint "Alloy"sius

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    Well, this tale has taken on a new dimension which demonstrates my great grace and moral amplitude.

    To save the good people at Scooterworks from spending $26.00 on FedEx shipping, I instructed them to send the correct hardware by UPS ground.

    What matter is it to me? I am all too happy to help my scootering brothers. This, I believe, expresses the finest of my already outstanding qualities.

    In closing I would like to say to Breadman, your time draws nigh. Gird your loins. Prepare for the thief in the night.

    Let's see. Anything else? Oh, yes. Shut you big stupid blither-port.

    Thank you.
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  19. Srbenda

    Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina

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    I'm personally offended by your duplicity Sir Stella Not. You have misled and lied to your gracious audience...

    We were ready and waiting, eager to hear of your chrome bits, and you have led us down a primrose path of lies and deception.

    I'm hurt and anguished by all of this, I don't know how I'll recover.
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  20. Photog

    Photog Charismatic Megafauna Administrator

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    Despair, indeed. :cry

    I feel toyed with.

    And, yes, let that preposition dangle, because that's what I'm doing: dangling, twisting, left to wonder about my false hopes.

    I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
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