why you don't let a n00b ride your scooter..

Discussion in 'Battle Scooters' started by scootertrash, May 24, 2006.

  1. scootertrash

    scootertrash Mobile Homie

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    kdude orgasmatron engineer

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  3. Srbenda

    Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina

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    No you clod.

    She wasn't rubbing her head after she crashed, she was rubbing her leg.
    If she had been wearing proper gear she wouldn't have that masive bruise...:lol3
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    Omfg
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  5. brockster

    brockster Despair & Repair Garage

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    Jumping curbs on the first ride??:rofl
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  6. Ken OBSC

    Ken OBSC -6.12, -7.64

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    First, the dealer is an idiot. He should have insisted she strap the helmet on, next this should have been rehearsed off camera in a large area not a a sidewalk with pedestrians walking by.

    She was an idiot for getting on the scoot without even knowing where the brakes were. The dealer told her about the rear brake as she was taking off.

    Other than that it was a fine piece of reportage. :evil
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  7. Photog

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  8. Ayrshire Bull

    Ayrshire Bull why the hell not?

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    good job she didn't go under a bloody big bus! :eek1

    everything Ken said, +1 :lol3
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    R1150GSA Saint "Alloy"sius

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  10. Rogue_Ryder

    Rogue_Ryder 速 Flat Biller 速

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    F'in Idiot!!!!!!!

    That old dude she almost ran over was even a bigger tool he tried grabbing the scoot, he's lucky he didn't get injured.
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  11. leapfrog

    leapfrog Adventurer

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    OFF to the lake I go, (must be tar lake)

    just point me in the direction Jim and that's all there is to it.....

    :freaky

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