worst sportscasters on tv

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Ritalin Boy, Nov 24, 2011.

  1. inline4

    inline4 Long timer

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2008
    Oddometer:
    1,179
    Location:
    Ozone
    I failed to mention that stooopid butt ugly Tom Jackson. However, he isn't in the worstest league like those other two clowns. :D
    He is just uglier.
    #41
  2. bobobob

    bobobob badbadbad

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2011
    Oddometer:
    6,627
    Location:
    On a hill
    I'm shocked nobody has mentioned Tony Kornholio.

    [​IMG]
    #42
  3. gastone

    gastone R.I.P. sweet Angus

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2010
    Oddometer:
    2,480
    Location:
    Fredvegas, VA

    Ding, ding, ding on Jim Gray. What a fucking douche. Now, I'm not saying Pete Rose is a stand up guy, but Gray's interview during the 99 all star game was just intolerable.

    <object width="420" height="315">


    <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h4fmEbgKeh0?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="420" height="315"></object>

    How about Bill Walton and Joe Morgan. Talk about 2 blowhards that prefer to toot their own horn and their heyday more than focus on the game being played. And Sean Salisbury for football. Another douche blowhard has been/never been.
    #43
  4. Ritalin Boy

    Ritalin Boy Petroconsumptivitius

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2003
    Oddometer:
    5,271
    Location:
    Rhode Island
    Hey now, don't diss my man Walton.

    After all he's a dead-head and a former Celtic. :freaky

    Neither of which make him a good sportscaster.

    I still say that across the board the guys on the NFL channel are the worst. It's every football player that *almost* has enough talent to make it in broadcasting. As a group they must have the best agents.
    #44
  5. Mercury264

    Mercury264 Once you go Triple...

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2005
    Oddometer:
    22,419
    Location:
    Masshole
    They're all shit. Well, OK, 99% of them are shit. They all think the only people watching are frat boys with 10 cans of Red Bull in them. I fooking hate sportcasters in the US - they just dumb it down for the idiots out there - they are meant to enhance the sports experience, not take away from it.

    For the best sportscasters in the business, watch the Tour De France on Versus - Paul Sherwen and Phil Liggett are the best sportcasters on TV. Bar none.

    p.s. Ralph Shaheen (sp ?) is THE absolute fucking worst sportcaster on TV. That makes him perfect for NASCRAP then I guess...
    #45
  6. Boondoggle

    Boondoggle Gear Grinder

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2009
    Oddometer:
    16,923
    Location:
    Central VA
    Can't believe nobody has mentioned Jerry Glanville yet.



    But yeah Buck and McCarver are the worst to still be drawing a paycheck.


    And either Dierdorf is getting smarter or I'm getting dumber, because I don't mind him as much as I used to.
    #46
  7. Fleece Johnson

    Fleece Johnson Husky Adventurer

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2009
    Oddometer:
    336
    Location:
    Lucastucky, OH
    The whole Monday Night Football crew. I'm pretty sure after every game Jaws and Gruden have a knock down drag out fight.....
    #47
  8. Ritalin Boy

    Ritalin Boy Petroconsumptivitius

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2003
    Oddometer:
    5,271
    Location:
    Rhode Island
  9. bobobob

    bobobob badbadbad

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2011
    Oddometer:
    6,627
    Location:
    On a hill
    Man, that's a lot of suckage in that top 15.
    I'd vote Berman number one if it wasn't for the fact that half way
    through a sentence he starts to sound like a garbage disposal
    and is totally incomprehensible.
    #49
  10. linkweewee

    linkweewee tantum quantum

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2007
    Oddometer:
    14,218
    Location:
    Oregon
    Berman's schtick lost its novelty effect a long time ago.
    #50
  11. Boondoggle

    Boondoggle Gear Grinder

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2009
    Oddometer:
    16,923
    Location:
    Central VA
    He's still be okay if I hadn't found out that he is an a-hole to his staff and to waitresses and bartenders. Once I find out someone is a jerk, I can't stand 'em anymore.
    #51
  12. bobobob

    bobobob badbadbad

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2011
    Oddometer:
    6,627
    Location:
    On a hill
    Phil Simms quote in today's sports page.

    "Hardly anything wrong can go bad." :huh
    #52
  13. Ritalin Boy

    Ritalin Boy Petroconsumptivitius

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2003
    Oddometer:
    5,271
    Location:
    Rhode Island
    Phil Simms describing Tebow.

    "He errs cautiously on the side of...."
    #53
  14. bobobob

    bobobob badbadbad

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2011
    Oddometer:
    6,627
    Location:
    On a hill
    "Making a block with all this crowd noise is nearly impossible" - Phil Simms :ear
    #54
  15. Moving Pictures

    Moving Pictures Sir Loin of Biff

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2006
    Oddometer:
    8,566
    Location:
    God's Country, New Brunswick
    Bob Cole, CBC. The guy can't call anything other than the Toronto Maple Laffs, and even then, is about two seconds behind the play and hasn't got a clue most times as to WTF is going on.
    #55
  16. Boondoggle

    Boondoggle Gear Grinder

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2009
    Oddometer:
    16,923
    Location:
    Central VA
    Watching NFL Primetime, Berman has said "really?" about eight times in the last half hour.

    "You're gonna kick it to Devon Hester? REALLY?"

    He sounds like a fkn 13 year old girl who just found out she can't go to the mall
    #56
  17. bobobob

    bobobob badbadbad

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2011
    Oddometer:
    6,627
    Location:
    On a hill
    [​IMG]
    #57
  18. Ritalin Boy

    Ritalin Boy Petroconsumptivitius

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2003
    Oddometer:
    5,271
    Location:
    Rhode Island
    Fauxhawk.
    #58
  19. bobobob

    bobobob badbadbad

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2011
    Oddometer:
    6,627
    Location:
    On a hill
    :rofl

    Separated at birth?

    [​IMG]
    #59
  20. frewhl

    frewhl daily rider

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2002
    Oddometer:
    8,727
    Location:
    gulf region
    David Ferriday. It is American football, speak American English.
    #60