Wow!!.....A Scooter Rider With Some Balls....

Discussion in 'Battle Scooters' started by PinkSteel, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. PinkSteel

    PinkSteel Been here awhile

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  2. knucklehead90

    knucklehead90 Been here awhile

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  3. PinkSteel

    PinkSteel Been here awhile

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    Twist and Go....
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  4. bbishoppcm

    bbishoppcm It ain't a moped.

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    Oh come on, this thread is just downright nutty... I mean, whoever posted this really has alotta sack.
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  5. nakedwaterskier

    nakedwaterskier Been here awhile

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    Yikes and I thought I was safer with Asian Persuasion women than White Devil women...Lorena Bobbitt was from Ecuador.

    Where is your dick safe these days?
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  6. nakedwaterskier

    nakedwaterskier Been here awhile

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    HandKPhil Been here awhile

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    Who knew Asian women could be so teste? It's not like it made a vas deferens where she parked her scooter.
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  8. vortexau

    vortexau Outside the Pod-bay

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    I thought I would look for any mention of scooters in the Bible, no - - no mention . . . .
    but there is THIS:

    King James Bible Deuteronomy 25:11-12

    11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

    12 Then you shall cut off her hand, your eye shall not pity her.


    So the ancient Israelites took a very dim view of direct genital intervention carried out by a woman to aid her husband in a fight.
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  9. thunderkat59

    thunderkat59 Cooter on a scooter

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    Actually to some, the quick, get-it-over-with method might be a little more preferable
    than the usual long, drawn out, multi-decade ballsqueeze death we menziz currently suffer.
    :beer

    (Sorry-- apologies-- this many posts somebody had to step up)
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