You know you're a 950 owner when…

Discussion in 'Crazy-Awesome almost Dakar racers (950/990cc)' started by apeirce, May 29, 2010.

  1. geometrician

    geometrician let's keep going...

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    You ride to the outdoor shooting range in hunting season to find the parking lot full of $60,000 "tricked-out" pickup trucks, all benches occupied with tens of thousands of dollars of rifles, optics, stands & fancy ammo...

    ...and EVERY person stops, turns around & stares trying to figure out what the hell you just rode in on, open Akra's thump-pumping away as you hang a U-turn to get the hell outa there and ride out into the middle of no-where so you can shoot in peace & quiet

    :lol3
  2. slidewayes

    slidewayes slidewayes

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    When you go to buy a rear Tire and take the only two 200.00 ones they have and realize that this is not enough
  3. Qwik

    Qwik Adrenaline Addict

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    When you put eleven gallons of fuel in the tanks and realize the same thing as Slideways.
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    sstewart Long timer

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    You agree to pay your ex whatever she wants ,to keep from selling it during the splitting of assets.
  5. Katze

    Katze Full Time Rider

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  6. geometrician

    geometrician let's keep going...

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    are these guys related? Selling tons of cocaine was the only way he could pay for his rear tires :lol3

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  7. skipman

    skipman Been here awhile

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    ^^^^ :rofl:rofl^^^^
  8. Slvrtundevl

    Slvrtundevl Been here awhile

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    Roflmao ... Great thread!
  9. Tee2

    Tee2 I SAID! Woo Hoo!

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    welshracing_752 slidewaysjr

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    When you pass cars on the right by dropping off the hwy and across the dry lake and just keep it under 110
  11. Questor

    Questor More Undestructable

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    When "Servicing your girlfriend" means doing an oil change and spooning on a new rear tire. :D

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    MP5 Been here awhile

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    Hahaha......good one :rofl. Me likey.
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    fredN4 Adventurer

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    you hop off on your first ride off-road. Yep, I did! And then you start looking for a smaller, lighter bike to learn on.
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    SpeedyR SE in the SE

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    your friends know that Halloween is your favorite holiday....






    because everything is ORANGE!!!!

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    VTvfr Been here awhile

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    It took me a year of getting my arse kicked on singletrack before I finally picked up the 250 as a stablemate for her and haven't looked back!!!
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    Tangai Been here awhile

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    You rejoice when you get 35 mpg.
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    bhorocks Been here awhile

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    When you get pissed that people use the term "Farkle".
    Farkles are for BMW and klr.

    Thats gay.
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    Vicks gets stuck in sand

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    When u get angry that the 1190adv thread already has 105 pages without even a single bike being sold !!! Defectors, all of them !! ��
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    GHANTCR Been here awhile

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