Your go to, to go two.

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by BeerIsGood, Mar 3, 2012.

  1. CA_Strom

    CA_Strom Cunning Linguist

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    +1!! As a frequent business traveler who is all over the place, a nice hotel lobby restroom is pure gold. Extra points for finding the ones like Hiltons or Sheratons that have huuuuge ballroom restrooms with 10+ stalls that are vacant 99% of the time.

    My favorite is Courtyard by Marriot. Quick easy parking in the "check in" only spot out front, then off to the lobby restroom to heave a havana. On the way out, pick up a free cup of coffee and an USA Today...
  2. Treedguy

    Treedguy Long timer

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    Perfecto. Bravo.:clap
  3. HooliKen

    HooliKen Awesome is a flavor

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    Hey dude! The first thing I got straight with "The Man" was....I don't sleep on his time and I don't shit on mine." :D

    On the east coast Sheetz has someone of the most modern, clean, and pleasant shitters out there. And many do not have entrance doors so you get to share your essence by default. Plus you can order a little snack on the way in and it will usually be ready by the time you have completed your bombing run. Now thats F'n service.
  4. 390beretta

    390beretta Long timer

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    Man I only read part of this thread and I already know waaaay more about you guys than I ever wanted to.:D
  5. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    As a Paramedic I feel distinctly qualified to answer this question. As a medic you shit where you can...not where you want.

    Here is my priority of poopers:
    Hotels (the nicer the better and every hotel lobby has one)
    Chain casual dining restaurants like Applebee's
    Chain department stores
    Grocery stores
    Gas stations
    Fast food
  6. High Country Herb

    High Country Herb Adventure Connoiseur

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    I save mine up for one or two days, and make sure to leave it at the last business to do me wrong. By the time I drop a steamer, that sucker is 18 inches long, and dense enough to sink. They generally stand upright, high enough to lean on the toilet seat, and don't even move when the toilet is flushed. :topes






    (not really)
  7. DepthFinder

    DepthFinder Portly Adventurer

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    that's called a "cobra"
  8. Jake Mountain

    Jake Mountain Been here awhile

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    Any place with a toilet and paper, or if not a available any place will do.
  9. SloMo228

    SloMo228 World Class Cheapass

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    Usually gas stations, just because I have to stop there anyway and why make another stop just to drop a log? On trips, I'll carry a little packet of baby wipes just in case you duck into a bathroom with no TP (they're also nice for cleaning greasy hands after roadside repairs).

    Otherwise, who cares? I hope the can's clean when I have to use it, but if not, whatever. It's not like I'm going in there to do anything particularly clean, either.
  10. KX50002

    KX50002 NooB, my ass

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    Home Depot has worked for me many times. Many Walmarts are open 24 hours, they always have public toilets.
  11. Thanantos

    Thanantos Ride hard.

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    O! So you're the one whose shit doesn't smell like roses!

    What a dick.

    ;)
  12. Andyvh1959

    Andyvh1959 Cheesehead Klompen

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    Da frozen tundra eh? 1.5 mile west of Lambeau
    I have done the RAGBRAI bicycle ride across Iowa a few times, on very remote Iowa backroads. A bathroom may be miles ahead, but a cornfield is just off the road. When the urge to purge hits, a cornfield and handy wet wipes stored in a pack on the bike are a pleasant pause that refreshes.
  13. SloMo228

    SloMo228 World Class Cheapass

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    Sometimes way worse than that. I can't honestly say I've never felt guilty for what I've done to a public bathroom. :lol3