Victorian dirties (Dirtbikes for the Vic high country)

Just wear the long skirt mate, you'll be right.

I wore a version in hospital which Leanne came up with. Awesome when mounting the commode for instance. Unfortunately with the pelvis cactus i couldnt do the twirl like some of the girls do in those gifs!

No, I do not wanna know what part of the attire a “pelvis cactus” is.

Bit like a sporran.

Only scratchier.

Cant do the twirl, I hope at least you did a swirl. Or gave the nurses the helicopter.

Sporran...sporran? Had to look it up. Fairdinkum you blokes, who who knows the name of this shit!

Haha.
Have a mate of Scottish decent and was actually Vic bag pipe champion in his younger years.
He often gets called McSporran.

You need to get out more Al.
Oh sorry you can't.

There were some real honeys of nurses!

Fracture clinic tomorrow. 5 weeks. They wanted me to not weight bear for 6 weeks. Hopefully advance to crutches soon. Wanna be camping before close of October.

That's great mate. Just be careful.
I'm thinking the pelvis is not something you want to rush to much.

Hey let us know where you go camping, we'll ride up :)

Surely that's not really a thing!

I heard that the definition of consideration was knowing how to play the bagpipes but not doing so.

It is.
He was 16 or something at the time I believe.

I actually don't mind them played well.

He was involved in a couple of pubs in the Jamieson Wood's Point area and would often play for ANZAC day and the like. On a misty morning across a valley, magnificent.

Just out of .303 range?

I will do mate.

Ive rebroken a Tib and Fib after 5 months riding my KX500. I wont be real keen to brake the pelvis again. Im not expecting to ride till the new year. So be it. Maybe a light ride up the road later in the year but that would be it. Im happy to sit in the bush and camp. Various people are super keen for a ride camp after all this lockdown shit. Ill keep everyone posted on that.

Another two weeks on my arse then i advance to a walking frame for a month. He said possibly crutches from then on or if all looks good i could be walking independently.

1/2 doz of these with a few beers while in camping would be a blast!

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=344548846735126&extid=9E88JUI7KBsCVOo5

be careful if there is horses out there

https://www.facebook.com/1919023058315950/posts/2704158679802380/?vh=e&extid=LTrZ6YscoBdBFfkR&d=n