1. eNewsletter Sign Up

2006 - Year of the 'Mostro

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by ilmostro, May 1, 2006.

  1. Motoplaner

    Motoplaner PNW Heel Rounder

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2004
    Oddometer:
    24,306

    Oh phucke :rofl


    Data Daddy can get another 7.5 miles out of these if he reverses those uni-directionals. And prays.

    [​IMG]
    #21
  2. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2003
    Oddometer:
    29,270
    Location:
    Fort Mill, SC
    Thursday evening meant pizza and cocktails. The pizza boxes will play an important role in my story later but first, the cocktails! :freaky

    1st up was a little number I had been working on prior to my retirement. We had Frescas at work. Work was driving me crazy and I wanted a drink. Bad. I really like Gin. I was drinking a Fresca...

    The players,

    [​IMG]

    Some fruit to ward of scurvy,

    [​IMG]

    Oooh yeah,

    [​IMG]

    BAM!

    [​IMG]

    And enjoy with friends :loaded
    (T-bone, DD and RCompton)

    [​IMG]

    T-Bone says they're tasty but make him pee like a little girl :razor

    [​IMG]
    #22
  3. MaddBrit

    MaddBrit Now officially a Yank.

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2004
    Oddometer:
    28,265
    Location:
    Allen, Tejas. Blissful state...
    Bombay Gin and Fresca's....OMG this is gunna get ugly....



    'kbasa to the white courtesy phone please...'

    :lurk
    #23
  4. wachs

    wachs just passin' through

    Joined:
    May 24, 2005
    Oddometer:
    4,956
    Location:
    Tumalo, Oregon
    glamour is the word to describe your new machine - we can watch the pipes change color - that thing is a real beauty.
    #24
  5. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2003
    Oddometer:
    29,270
    Location:
    Fort Mill, SC
    Our next mixology victim is an old standby of mine. Lemon-lime Gatorade and Gin. It's the perfect combo. The booze is a diuretic and the Gatorade rehydrates you. The only way it could be better is if your could drink it from Tonya Harding's ample belly button :tb

    Bottoms up ladies! :freaky

    [​IMG]


    Somewhere around this point, things started to get a little bit fuzzy :choppa

    KBM started to phone folks

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    I may or may not have fielded a call or two :uhoh

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Poor KV, he wept like a school girl :2cry

    The plebes watched in rapt admiration.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    As with everything all good things must come to an end. The cell phone batteries were dead and my bladder was full. I had to let T-bone know who was the Alpha dog once and for all. :thwak

    [​IMG]
    #25
  6. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2003
    Oddometer:
    29,270
    Location:
    Fort Mill, SC
    Like a virgin, touched for the very first time...

    [​IMG]
    #26
  7. wachs

    wachs just passin' through

    Joined:
    May 24, 2005
    Oddometer:
    4,956
    Location:
    Tumalo, Oregon


    I can smell the virgin rubber and plastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    #27
  8. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2003
    Oddometer:
    29,270
    Location:
    Fort Mill, SC

    Just don't smell the seat :uhoh
    #28
  9. GaelicDog

    GaelicDog Lesser of Two Weasels

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2004
    Oddometer:
    7,324
    Location:
    Atlanta, GA

    That seat'll knock a stink bug off a shit wagon at 50 feet!
    #29
  10. Gerg

    Gerg The Destroyer

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2001
    Oddometer:
    12,993
    Location:
    Left Coast
    :linzi <- didn't that used to be the attention whore smiley:dunno
    #30
  11. Motoplaner

    Motoplaner PNW Heel Rounder

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2004
    Oddometer:
    24,306

    I think Monstro's due a new one. Kinda siliconey or something.
    #31
  12. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2003
    Oddometer:
    29,270
    Location:
    Fort Mill, SC
    Careful old man. I haven't got to you yet :evil
    #32
  13. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2003
    Oddometer:
    29,270
    Location:
    Fort Mill, SC
    Touch my squishy appendage. you know you want to.
    #33
  14. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2003
    Oddometer:
    29,270
    Location:
    Fort Mill, SC
    Friday morning brought some kompany to Kamp Kraut.

    Mccasksl showed up sometime in the middle of the night on his chocolate milkshake powered KTM. He brings Krispy Kremes. He's good people :thumb Bavarian graced us with his presence as well.

    [​IMG]

    Lobby and the beautiful LobbWife stopped in, as did Aurelius on the Bahn burner.

    [​IMG]

    KV gazes longingly at my RT and wishes he was as kewl as me.

    [​IMG]

    The crab holds court over the proceedings.

    [​IMG]

    Enough AM chit chat. It was time to get to the speedway and get our moto on! :wings
    #34
  15. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2003
    Oddometer:
    29,270
    Location:
    Fort Mill, SC
    In a shocking move of corporate one-upmanship BMW stole the 919ster away from Honda and put him in charge of the introduction of the new 12GS Adventure

    [​IMG]

    Sadly, their corporate coup was short lived. Once the Colonel spied these legs it was off to KFC for the 919ster. :(:

    [​IMG]

    KV dreams of Alpinestars KISS boots so he can flat foot the HP2

    [​IMG]

    T-Bone has gas.

    [​IMG]

    A quick stroll across the street to the Ducati On-Line party put us face to face with greatness. Although he is far too important to hang with us little people at Kamp Kraut, he did take a moment from his busy schedule for a quick photo opp.

    [​IMG]

    :wave Hi Arch!

    Who on earth would build this abomination around a beautiful 2V Duc motor?!? :puke2

    [​IMG]

    Gee... I should have known they would have been from Leipers Fork TN. Home of all things tacky and tasteless :rolleyes

    [​IMG]

    I wonder if they had anything to do with the creation of such memorable motos like the BigPimpus, the F650BS or the KawaTM? :scratch

    Anywhoo, somehow they managed to trick the president of Ducati into sitting on it for a few photos.

    [​IMG]
    #35
  16. Just_Sean

    Just_Sean herewegoagain

    Joined:
    May 19, 2005
    Oddometer:
    14,513
    Location:
    NOT Brooklyn
    [​IMG]

    Atmospheric anamoly?? or...
    [​IMG]

    :lol3 risky business for the underemployed - "Your Honor, can I pick up trash on the weekends on the side of the road??"
    :lurk
    #36
  17. ilmostro

    ilmostro Under Da Sea

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2003
    Oddometer:
    29,270
    Location:
    Fort Mill, SC
    Musta been a GPS error. I've never seen an RT go over 65.
    #37
  18. LongWays

    LongWays Skiing up a hill...

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2005
    Oddometer:
    5,445
    Location:
    City of Subdued Excitement.... no really it is!
    Is it 2007 yet?

    :amazon


































    :hide
    #38
  19. Wayne Weber

    Wayne Weber why are we stopping?

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2003
    Oddometer:
    3,855
    Location:
    Golden CO
    :rofl :rofl This pic had me laughing real good,

    [​IMG]

    It's the pink shoelaces that make it. Biker CHICK!!! (Hey Linzi don't brake to hard mid corner!!!) :clap

    Keep it coming 'Mostro. :freakyOh, Bombay Saphire. Yes. Likey.
    #39
  20. Arch

    Arch Incurable Gearhead

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2001
    Oddometer:
    11,706
    Location:
    Katy, TX
    :wave back at ya, Dave.
    And :smooch to the better half.
    #40