A new mistress, with fresh TetS

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by intothenew, May 24, 2010.

  1. intothenew

    intothenew Briar Patch Navigator

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    My wife brought her home early last week. I was out of town until Friday night. O the agony of knowing this is in the garage.

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    Saturday would be a day of foreplay. Her older sister's nighties fit, I am too glad to help her get dressed.

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    She needs a pedicure, this just will not do for long.

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    Sunday, we go out for our first dance. A country lane to start.

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    I take time to give her a nice foot massage.

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    We stop for a moment, hold hands, and look back toward home.

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    It will be a wonderful first date. Come along with us.
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  2. Jedi5150

    Jedi5150 Road Warrior

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    Congrats on the new ride. That is one sharp looking DRZ!:clap
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  3. intothenew

    intothenew Briar Patch Navigator

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    We leave West By God behind for a few hours.

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    And head into the Old Dominion. She is wet with excitement.

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    The black ribbon that we have been following is soon to end.

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    This is a slice of the cake that we will enjoy for the next few hours.

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    We make note to return for a different dessert in a few months.

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    Let's head intothesun, into the TetS.

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  4. intothenew

    intothenew Briar Patch Navigator

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    A brisk run to start.

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    And then dirt, real honest to goodness dirt.

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    She gets so excited, she starts slinging jewelry.

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    Real, honest to goodness, dirt.

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    Almost, "Almost Heaven"

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    I think we're alone now.

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  5. GB

    GB . Administrator Super Moderator Super Supporter

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    Congrats!! Looks like she's happy with you! :thumb
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  6. waltwhitman

    waltwhitman Been here awhile

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    nice :evil
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  7. intothenew

    intothenew Briar Patch Navigator

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    We spend some time in the ballroom, where the big girls like to dance. Spacious, and sometimes manicured.

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    Big girls like dirt too. Real, honest to goodness, dirt.

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    She is a cheap date. She only asks for a drink. I, on the other hand, need fuel. She waits patiently.

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  8. intothenew

    intothenew Briar Patch Navigator

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    We parallel the "New" for a few miles.

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    The Old Dominion thinks it best that we dance on baseballs.

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    West by God has a different view of what the dance floor should be.

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    Real, honest to goodness, dirt.

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    Let's take a moment and just listen.

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  9. intothenew

    intothenew Briar Patch Navigator

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    Not quite as slick as those in TN, but certainly honorable mention.

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    We tag the point that we were chasing.

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    And turn for home. She's a keeper.

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  10. DuckWV

    DuckWV Been here awhile Supporter

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    Congratulations, nice looking ride. And the bike ain't bad either :lol3
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  11. rob23

    rob23 on the pipe

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    Those are some nice looking roads Chip, can't wait to try them for myself one day, soon.

    Sweet drz400, the white one is the fastest ya know.. :deal
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  12. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    Beautiful ride! She's a purty gal! :wink: I'd like to ride her sometime.
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  13. LexTalionis

    LexTalionis Inciteful

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    Nice taste, I like dirty girls, too!

    Lex
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  14. steve_k

    steve_k Long timer

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    Sweet!
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  15. redog1

    redog1 KTM 690R

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    :clap :rofl :clap:rofl :clap
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  16. slabm7

    slabm7 Been here awhile

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    Where did you get those handguards? They look like sails!
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  17. MikeBike4

    MikeBike4 Hacked

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    Lookin' good Chip! :D And yes, the white'ens are the fast'ens.
    Did you modify your tankbag for "your pleasure" or something?:lol3
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  18. av_mech

    av_mech Risk Taker

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    Entertaining! Thanks!
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  19. intothenew

    intothenew Briar Patch Navigator

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    With an ADV sticker and a pedicure, she'll be ready for the cat walk.

    We aim to please.

    The passion of two young lovers.

    And I really, really need to get her up to see you. I'm trying Duck.

    And you really, really need to get down here.

    She makes her AR debut in August, that could possibly be arranged.

    Are there any other kinds?

    Don't forget Hot and Sticky also.

    :lol3 We aim to please.

    Can't remember, they have worn out a couple of bikes. MSR Hand Deflectors, tell them "main sail" sent you.

    And my white is whiter than your white. :D

    And I look forward to seeing your next dance partner.

    I'm glad you enjoyed it, it was good for me too.
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  20. turkeyman101

    turkeyman101 Navigationally Impaired Supporter

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    I'd chase her through the woods!:evil
    Oh, I meant to say "I'll chase her through the woods!"
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