ANF Next Fest: Dec 3rd, 4th, 5th, & 6th!

well that whole deal pretty much sucked, i dont know what to think of you guys and dont know if i'll make another adv event. does it always rain? and it was cold too. i wanted to go back home and do some wii huntin but yall said that was gay. one of the guys said somethin about a buck chained to a tree out in the woods with a bullseye painted on it and i thought maybe i could get some fresh meat for camp with my bayonet but then this one dude said he'd use his 380 keltec. he whipped it out and showed it to me too. it was nice. and loud at midnight. doesn't work very well for splitting wood though, duh.

i don't know who the dork with the elmer fudd hat was but he kept makin fun of me. probably because i ride a vino scooter and not a dirtbike. or maybe because i like to wii hunt where its warm and dry. he asked me if i would tell anybody if i went campin with some friends and woke up the next day with a used rubber hangin out my rear end. i said hell no i wouldnt tell anybody. then he asked me if i wanted to go campin.

this other guy had a 2stroke dirtbike it was noisy and smokey and not epa approved and he said it was legal but i know better. he had lots of tattoos and you know what they say about people with lots of tattoos. he also said somethin about pain being weakness leaving the body or some crap. hes full of it. hes an anarchist too, im sure of it.

we were talkin about the weather and i was sayin how it was so cold but this one guy kept sayin what doesnt kill you makes you stronger. he must be very strong.

everybody kept sayin the weather was gonna turn a corner. they said that about the fire too. whats all that about.

somebody offered me some seam sealer for my tent but they had a funny look on their face while they were sayin it so i turned that offer down.

you guys are just weird. and whats with all this 15 minutes crap? you always say your gonna do sumthin in 15 minutes and you do it right away. that just makes no fukkin sense. next time i think i will stay home.

oh yeah i checked my rain gauge upon returning home and it was chock full of water. kinda like you all are just chock full of shit. my scooter ridin wii huntin buddies are way cooler than any of yous and ill just hang out with them instead. sorry no pics since i didnt take any, nothing worth seeing anyway.

Screw you n00b- you never even paid the FEE
This is specialized knowledge I was dropping on you ungratefull bastiges. It comes at a price, and that seam sealer... it sells by the ounce, and we offered you like six tubes full.
Who shows up for an ADV event on a friggin scooter anyway....
Maybe someone that's less douchie would have had a better time.
:fyyff

Makin fun of $Bob$ again?

How about some more pictures and stories of the ANF event

Hell, make-up somethin why don't yaazz. and make it snappy

And dood, lock the friggin door on the shitter next time, will ya? :eek1

I see that intellectual conversation has reached a new high here....

$bob$

WTF do you come up withi this sheeeeeeeeeet Mug?

Tony,

When they're pickin' on me they're leaving someone else alone...

I was hopin' for some pics as well but they don't seem to be forthcoming. :huh

I saw 4 of them riding the blacktop when I was headed out for my hunting trip but that's all I know except for Tconnell's pics. :huh

$bob$ who blanked on his hunting trip...

In this case, the DOGs thread

That flux is a sick basterd!

That is the 238th. sickest thing I have ever seen.
Good job Mug.

www.ride-in-my-backyard-when-the-weather-is-good-and-the-trail-is-not-too-sandy.com/forums/scooter/sunshine-and-lolliepops.php

Fixgst it for ya!

I think i've turned the corner.

Fuck ADV!! I gots me some Wii huntin' to get on

That fooker looked like he was chained to a tree. What kind of huntin' izzat? :huh
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Well, just recovered from pneumonia I met while riding at the ANF event. I'll tell you what... riding in cold, wet muddy trails in the 3rd worst weekend in the history of Florida weather sucks. And fuck that SDH. . It wasn't enough to have the crappy weather but then we had to put up with his whiny ass shit the whole freaking time. Worse yet, he couldn't even wheelie that turd of a scooter he rode in on. Un effing real...

On a positive note though, if you knew monia like I knew monia... boy, what a girl!
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you got that right- her name used to be Melvin

third worst weather in the history of weather. Shoulda just stayed home

You Sir have too much time on you hands to be virtual hunting . You should turn another corner....., build a hunting shed, tie a deer to a tree and pretend to be the great white hunter while sitting next to a stove sipping hot coffee....

I did stay home. Or did I? I believe it's Thursday, ladies and gents.