What a BEAUTIFUL one-eyed by-pass!! So I decide to follow the river side from Como, Italy to MonteSpluga’s pass to Switzerland. Would be the best / worst decision ever! As I’m riding all these wonderful gorgeous twisties through these picturesque towns, chocked with blind corners with old ladies sneaking across the street.. I suddently lose my left eye sight. Maybe, not so suddenly. You know how when you making love to a woman but you finish before she does; she has this pissed off disposition?? Well, I’m riding and just “enjoying” myself, I see this black flower rotating and flying toward me.. mesmerizing and psychedelic.. magic fungus ?? and BAM, it’s two lesbian wasps doing the 69. Just about when they reach climax, they crash straight into the side of my left helmet opening, ricochets off it and lands in the space between my left eye and the left lens of the sunglass. Trap in the personal ocular space, they go biserk! Before I realize what the hell is going on and find a place to safely pull over, they let me know how mad their were about the untimely intimate break up. They both sting me right below the eye. So let me see, (or not let me see), the brother is just trying to take in the view not bothering anybody and you wanna put his eye out ?? Savages! How do I know they were lesbians?? If they were male ones, their stingers would have put my eye out surely. Luckily, my anaphylactic reactions to ant and wasp bites have subsided over the years else I would look like Budha at this point. This is my eye after getting back to hotel later that day. The morale of this story ??? Don't be a peeping TOM!