Betting Market - New Mod

Discussion in 'Australia' started by slowbike smallpenis, Dec 18, 2017.

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Mod Predicktor

Poll closed Jul 14, 2018.
  1. Bucksfizzer

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%
  2. Tripodtigger

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%
  3. Kiwirich - Queenslander

    5 vote(s)
    21.7%
  4. Scandanavian Troy le Boy

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%
  5. Knackers

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%
  6. Aussieadv - gene pool enhancement

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%
  7. Mouse - stranger things have happened

    8 vote(s)
    34.8%
  8. Sfcootz - International celebrity

    8 vote(s)
    34.8%
  9. Andrew - calm collected and in control

    5 vote(s)
    21.7%
  10. Long Schlong Phil Fong

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    I see some posturing going on in here - lots of back room negotiations possible ..
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  2. richo360

    richo360 Long timer

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    Ha ha the original Fred.... no negotiations, mods decision is random, ya fuggin caaaaaarnts !
    #2
  3. lentil

    lentil All round nice guy Super Moderator

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    No none of the above options?
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  4. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    I figured that was the cream of the crop Lent :twitch
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  5. Oldfatbeerman

    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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    ^ One of them IS already a mod .


    :hmmmmmIs this a smoke screen Mark , You seem to be on the puter most of the time ? :augie
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  6. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    Only during working hours OFBM :loaded
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  7. Phil_Fong

    Phil_Fong Over Regulated

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    What happened to fuck loaded ?
    #7
  8. Paul124ac

    Paul124ac Long timer

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    Hahaha, the SBSP "pustch", or "The night of the Long Schlongs". Do we get hats with "Let's Make ADV Great Again" on em?
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  9. Precis

    Precis Maladroit malcontent

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    Any of the old farts crowing about leaving work and becoming unemployed/able?
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  10. troy safari carpente

    troy safari carpente #501 Team f5oolery

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    CONSTITUTIONAL OZSYLUM:


    SBSP: Please, please good people. I am in bad taste. Who wisheth to mod thy forum? :pope

    Inmate:
    No one WANTS to... :hmmmmm

    SBSP: Then who is to be our new overlord? :eek7

    Inmate: We don't want a new overlord... we likes the one's we got... :D

    SBSP: What? :confused

    DENNIS: I told you.
    We're an anebrio-cynicist cyber-commune. We’d kind'a rather take it in turns to act as a sort of executive bystander of the week. :norton

    SBSP: Yes.

    DENNIS:
    But all the non-decisions of the bystanders would have to be ratified at a special bi-annual poll.

    SBSP: Yes, I see.

    DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely infernal affairs...

    SBSP: Be quiet! :bluduh

    DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority for anything involving a case of beer-- :augie

    SBSP: Be quiet!
    I order you to cease and desist! :baldy

    Inmate: Order, eh -- who does he think he is? :eekers

    SBSP:
    I am the new mod poll bearer ! (it’s only a little pole :shog)

    Inmate: Well, I didn't vote for a new mod poll. :dunno

    SBSP: You don't vote for mods in a poll...

    WOMAN:
    Well, 'ow do you become one then? :scratch

    SBSP:
    The Baldy of Waindigo , [angels sing] his arm clad in the purest of silicone valley polyester, held aloft Xenforo from the bowells of the interwebby, signifying by pure coincidence that some other poor unexpecting bastard was to carry the burden. [singing stops] That is why we have the admins! :lol3

    DENNIS: Listen -- strange men lurking about the internet distributing passwords is the basis for an Asylum...? Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical cyber ceremony. :eek7

    SBSP: Be quiet! That’s why there is to be a poll! :dhorse

    DENNIS: Can we
    expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some IT twat threw a keyboard at you! :twitch

    SBSP: I know… Shut up! :fpalm

    DENNIS:
    I mean, if I went around sayin' I was Rupert Murdock just because some jumped up copy boy tossed a Sydney Morning Herald at me… they'd put me away! :loco

    SBSP: Shut up! That's how it works... Will you just shut up! :Ruskie

    DENNIS: Ah,
    now we see the peril inherent in the system. :cry

    SBSP: Shut up! :bash

    DENNIS:
    Oh! Come and see the peril inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed! :uhoh

    SBSP:
    Bloody Philistines! :dirtdog

    DENNIS:
    Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- that's 'ow it starts... did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you? :wave:smooch
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  11. Paul124ac

    Paul124ac Long timer

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    How do you know he's a Mod? He hasn't got shit all over him....
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  12. nevgriff64

    nevgriff64 .

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    Got your PM begging to become a Mod - thanks SBSP.

    I'll give it plenty of thought and let you know the result shortly.





    Results are in - "NO". :lol3
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  13. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    Now young EvilKeneville you know what happens when you tell fibs - do we need to bring out the long black discipline thingy again :brow
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  14. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    Colin (loaded) is Scottish - he has enough issues :loaded
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  15. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    :smooch
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  16. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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    Fred Gassit for the win!
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  17. Phil_Fong

    Phil_Fong Over Regulated

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    No feminine choices either

    wassup with that ? :dunno
    #17
  18. Paul124ac

    Paul124ac Long timer

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    I voted for Mouse, he's an old woman isn't he?
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  19. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    They tried the Girly thing with Nev - Nuff said :1drink
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  20. Precis

    Precis Maladroit malcontent

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    You can see it's snowing again in Norwegia, can't you?
    #20