Sounds very familiar! Eons ago (actually early 80's) Cathy and I had some time off and we packed up my CB900F and headed north from the NYC area to NB, Nova Scotia and Cape Breton. We were "sport touring" before it was called that. Soft Eclipse saddlebags and tank trunk (a huge tank bag that they used to make) and a bag on the luggage rack. We were moderately loaded. She goes into an antique shop along the way north and comes out with a really large pottery bowl that she bought. Broke all the luggage down, rearranged almost everything and the luggage swallowed it all including the monster bowl.
Took the camper trailer and bikes for a 4 day getaway. We did a bunch of hiking chasing down waterfalls and of course had to take her to the famous local lick a chick restaurant.
https://www.aklick-a-chick.com/merchandise https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Lick-a-Chick-Rooster-by-StickerApe/42293049.DBIAX#&gid=1&pid=1
I tried to buy a few things but they were out of stock. They close for the season at the end of this month