Two Queenslanders, Jim and Bruce, are sitting at their local bar having a few beers. Jim turns to Bruce and says, "You know what? I'm tired of drifting through life without a real education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go down to that TAFE College and sign up for some classes." Next day, Jim goes to the TAFE and a helpful lady in Admissions says she'll sign him up for the four basic classes: Maths, English, History and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The young lady says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a whipper snipper?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a whipper snipper, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the young lady says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet." she says. "Because you have a family, then logically you would have a wife and because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual." says Jim. "That's amazing. You were able to find out all that because I have a whipper snipper!" Excited to take the class now, Jim thanks the young lady at Admissions and leaves to meet Bruce at the pub. He tells Bruce about his classes, how he is signed up for Maths, English, History and Logic. "Logic?" Bruce says, "What's that?" Jim says, "Well Bruce, I'll give you an example. Do you have a whipper snipper?" "No." "Then you're a poofter."