By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. TrojanThunder

    TrojanThunder Been here awhile

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    As a young man I had romantic dreams of joining a poetry club to help my dyslexia and when I got older that dream became a reality.

    I haven’t written any poems yet,but I have made some lovely pots and vases


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  2. WYO George

    WYO George It's not you, it's me.

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  3. diabolik37

    diabolik37 Deadly Gubba

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    It was a perfect Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualising his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse speaker...

    "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men's tee!" Mike was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement..

    "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up to the men's tee! Please!" Mike had had enough. He turned and shouted

    "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"
  4. Toejamii

    Toejamii Still Learning

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    Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!

    FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS

    The following results have been disclosed...

    Airport Screening Results

    2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening :

    Terrorists
    0

    Transvestites

    133

    Hernias

    1,485

    Hemorrhoid Cases

    3,172

    Enlarged Prostates

    8,249

    Breast Implants

    59,350

    Natural Blondes

    3


    It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

    Thought you'd like to know.
  5. diabolik37

    diabolik37 Deadly Gubba

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    Ok, now I don't think True statistics like the above, should be posted in the joke section, otherwise people may start to get confused...:deal :D
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  6. Mouse

    Mouse I'm only smelly

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    Just in case lentil...
  7. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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  8. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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  9. Happy Snapper

    Happy Snapper GOMOB.

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  10. Andi_Archer

    Andi_Archer Been here awhile

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    I thought you Guys might make good use of this bargain offer

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  11. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward Long timer

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    A bloke goes to the barber and asked to have his hair cut just like Tom Cruise.

    The barber gave him a cushion to sit on.
  12. Woody2627

    Woody2627 Grey Wobbler

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    I don't get it.
  13. nevgriff64

    nevgriff64 .

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  14. Woody2627

    Woody2627 Grey Wobbler

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    I'm just to the left of Tom. :(
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  15. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    Not Tom's left I take it?
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  16. Happy Snapper

    Happy Snapper GOMOB.

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    Love that girl's flotation devices... obviously brand new!
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  17. Woody2627

    Woody2627 Grey Wobbler

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    Wasn't I on your ignore list? No, not that left.
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  18. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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    Are you inferring that Tom doesn't measure up? ......measure up. ....never mind carry on
  19. Mouse

    Mouse I'm only smelly

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  20. diabolik37

    diabolik37 Deadly Gubba

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    It is high joke... Not everyone can reach it... :lol3
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