By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Dave Ward

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    A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.

    Teacher: What's this?

    Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

    Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?

    Kid: The cow ate all of it.

    Teacher:...(looked at the paper again)...Then, where's the cow?

    Kid: It left because there was no more grass
  2. Diggar

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  3. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward Long timer

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  4. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward Long timer

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    A blonde and a brunette see a bloke with a serious dandruff problem.

    The brunette says to the blonde, "that bloke needs some Head and Shoulders".

    The blonde asks "How do you do shoulders?"
  5. BergDonk

    BergDonk Old Enough to Know Better

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    Got a call from the cop shop, they want to interview me.

    Thing is, I don't recall applying for a job there.
  6. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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  7. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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  8. Wearyeyed

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    The toe?
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  9. tag3

    tag3 Doofus

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    Roast beef.
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  10. TrojanThunder

    TrojanThunder Been here awhile

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    I had sex with an emu once, it was ok for the first 100 metres


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  11. Dave Ward

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    100 metres? That's probably a record...
  12. Sfcootz

    Sfcootz Proud to be a 0.6106142755%er Super Moderator

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  13. MultiDV8

    MultiDV8 Adventurer

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  14. Adrian V

    Adrian V Long timer

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    I learnt a new (true) Finnish word today - Kalsarikannit (pronounced (cal-sar-y-cuhn-eet) It means:
    Kalsarikannit.png

    Seems people aren't so different the world over. Tell me you didn't try to pronounce it :D
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  15. tomrux

    tomrux Been here awhile

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    Not seeing the joke but.

    Cheers Tom R
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    Nah couldn't be fucked sitting here drinking beer in my underwear.
  17. dicky

    dicky Grinning Idiot

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    You need underwear when you sit at home drinking by yourself?
  18. Wearyeyed

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    I don’t do it often, but when I do it’s my girlfriend’s underwear, actually...
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  19. laurient

    laurient Been here awhile

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    Over shoulder goon holder ?
  20. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    :D
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