By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Dave Ward

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    No, he's been reading a local (free giveaway) newspaper.
    Thinking of installing a sauna Adrian?
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  2. Adrian V

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    Dave you are a clever bastard....:clap
  3. twotyred

    twotyred Practising Recedivist

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    not that anything is wrong with that!!
  4. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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  5. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    I remember being younger and single - I was in Melbourne and met this sheila at a Disco - Young dumb and full of ... I used my suave after 8 beer's line ....

    We had talked for a bit when I just came out and told her "I sure would like a little pussy tonight ", to which she responded "fuck yeh so would I mine's big as an Akubra .....
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  6. Hay Ewe

    Hay Ewe Just a Wannabe

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    That has made me chuckle a few times today, thank you
  7. Blakduk

    Blakduk Don’t be too practical.

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    That's a great joke. Not sure why she mentioned an Akubra though. e.g. Mine's as big as an elephant's, or mine's as big as a dinner plate. Is there a hidden meaning to "Akubra" that I don't know, or did the chick just know a lot about Akubras....:hide
  8. Andrew2

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    Depends how big the diameter of your head is eh:shog.....
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  9. Big Willy

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    He misheard..."mine's as big as a cobra"
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  10. Oldfatbeerman

    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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    I see you have been to Thailand with your big Willy ^ .
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  13. Dave Ward

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    Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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    Undt I feenk I haff had just a feeeww tooo many biers to verk out vat you haff just typed herr Vard !
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  15. Dave Ward

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    Consider yourself very lucky!

    It is not allowed to translate that joke...
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    Rocking Horse Self funded bludger

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  17. badmanners

    badmanners Umm, yeah, no.

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  18. Blakduk

    Blakduk Don’t be too practical.

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  19. dirtsurfer

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    Same disco in Melbs . I was chatting up this woman and suggested we go somewhere a little cozier. " Sorry" she said, " I'm on my menstrual cycle" unperturbed I said " thats cool babe, I've got my kwaka out the front, I'll follow you home"

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