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By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Hay Ewe

    Hay Ewe Just a Wannabe

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    @Adrian V mmmm, wondering what radio station you listen to?
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  2. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward Long timer

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    No, he's been reading a local (free giveaway) newspaper.
    Thinking of installing a sauna Adrian?
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  3. Adrian V

    Adrian V Long timer

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    Dave you are a clever bastard....:clap
  4. twotyred

    twotyred Practising Recedivist

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    not that anything is wrong with that!!
  5. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    I'm hung like a black man, well I was until Gary Coleman died anyway
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  6. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    I remember being younger and single - I was in Melbourne and met this sheila at a Disco - Young dumb and full of ... I used my suave after 8 beer's line ....

    We had talked for a bit when I just came out and told her "I sure would like a little pussy tonight ", to which she responded "fuck yeh so would I mine's big as an Akubra .....
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  7. Hay Ewe

    Hay Ewe Just a Wannabe

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    That has made me chuckle a few times today, thank you
  8. Blakduk

    Blakduk Just trying to get by.

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    That's a great joke. Not sure why she mentioned an Akubra though. e.g. Mine's as big as an elephant's, or mine's as big as a dinner plate. Is there a hidden meaning to "Akubra" that I don't know, or did the chick just know a lot about Akubras....:hide
  9. Andrew2

    Andrew2 Long timer

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    Depends how big the diameter of your head is eh:shog.....
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  10. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    He misheard..."mine's as big as a cobra"
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  11. Oldfatbeerman

    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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    I see you have been to Thailand with your big Willy ^ .
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  12. Rocking Horse

    Rocking Horse Self funded bludger

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  13. Rocking Horse

    Rocking Horse Self funded bludger

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  14. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward Long timer

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    Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
  15. Oldfatbeerman

    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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    Undt I feenk I haff had just a feeeww tooo many biers to verk out vat you haff just typed herr Vard !
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  16. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward Long timer

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    Consider yourself very lucky!

    It is not allowed to translate that joke...
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  17. Rocking Horse

    Rocking Horse Self funded bludger

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  18. badmanners

    badmanners Umm, yeah, no.

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    Cheers, badmanners.
  19. Blakduk

    Blakduk Just trying to get by.

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  20. dirtsurfer

    dirtsurfer Adventourer

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    Same disco in Melbs . I was chatting up this woman and suggested we go somewhere a little cozier. " Sorry" she said, " I'm on my menstrual cycle" unperturbed I said " thats cool babe, I've got my kwaka out the front, I'll follow you home"

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