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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.
No, he's been reading a local (free giveaway) newspaper.
Thinking of installing a sauna Adrian?
Dave you are a clever bastard....
not that anything is wrong with that!!
I'm hung like a black man, well I was until Gary Coleman died anyway
I remember being younger and single - I was in Melbourne and met this sheila at a Disco - Young dumb and full of ... I used my suave after 8 beer's line ....
We had talked for a bit when I just came out and told her "I sure would like a little pussy tonight ", to which she responded "fuck yeh so would I mine's big as an Akubra .....
That has made me chuckle a few times today, thank you
That's a great joke. Not sure why she mentioned an Akubra though. e.g. Mine's as big as an elephant's, or mine's as big as a dinner plate. Is there a hidden meaning to "Akubra" that I don't know, or did the chick just know a lot about Akubras....
Depends how big the diameter of your head is eh.....
He misheard..."mine's as big as a cobra"
I see you have been to Thailand with your big Willy ^ .
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Undt I feenk I haff had just a feeeww tooo many biers to verk out vat you haff just typed herr Vard !
Consider yourself very lucky!
It is not allowed to translate that joke...
Google translate comes up with “fatal error “. Rather clever.
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Same disco in Melbs . I was chatting up this woman and suggested we go somewhere a little cozier. " Sorry" she said, " I'm on my menstrual cycle" unperturbed I said " thats cool babe, I've got my kwaka out the front, I'll follow you home"
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